Please I Would Like More Billy Spilling Tea.(also This Batkid Au Is So Fun You Are Amazing)

or:

“give my alimony next friday”

“what alimony??” 

“we’re getting divorced”

“WE’RE NOT MARRIED???” 

“I’m getting a divorce”

“WE’RE NOT EVEN MARRIED”

Gotham tweets must be wild

“Bruh. Batman really just let Catwoman go. Like dude, she stole the Mona Lisa, but noooooo- he has to secure the pussy first.”

“The scarecrow just gassed my school. RT for him to gas yours”

chapter 3 you guys (its a bit long)

gods and their favorites

absolutely obsessed with these tiktok comments

Person A is T-Posing.

Person B is aggressively doing the macarena.

Person C is cycling through some Fortnite dances.

Person D is wearing the exact same clothes and is in the exact same pose as the “You know I had to do it to em” guy.

Meanwhile tired parent/parent friend Person E is suffering as they lie on the ground being surrounded by these idiots.

is it bad that I don’t want to write the FINAL instalment rn??? it’s summer break for me and i just-

dont want to

Sigh

Sometimes I think about the fact that Phoenix unhesitatingly demolished a door right in front of Edgeworth in Justice For All

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THANK YOU COMRADE

idk even know what this is i just found this in my draft at 4 am

another crack(ish) prompt but do you think that billy would solve things peacefully/casually??? ppl expect him to be flashy or punch a lot because of his personality, powers or something but NOPE

like think about it

-he’s having a fight with a villain and he just wants to talk instead of fight

-a god/dess shows up, wanting to destroy something/the world and billy’s like: “sup, want some burgers?” 

-“what are burgers?” (cue the JL, billy and the deity eating burgers in mcdonalds)

-another take on the burgers one: “do you want burgers?” “champion of magic, what the fuck” 

-*villian goes on a rant about how their life sucked* 

billy: do you need a hug,,, wanna get a milkshake,,,,

The JL (specifically Bruce) kept sending notifications whenever Billy was at someone’s house and was about to sleep in. Billy got more house invites and with the house invites because the JL wanted him to sleep over at their places badly. And because of this, Billy got more nonsense calls/emergencies/missions. The JL (unintentionally) created a problem for the boy.

I feel like John won by accident because Billy was just tired from all the nonsense notifs that came everytime he was at someone’s house. Once John (unknowing of the rule) invited Billy over to the House of Mystery/his house/or something,  Billy was like “fuck manners, im fucking tired from JL shit” and slept

(or billy knew and he wanted john to win,,, who knows)

Due to the amount of League members who wanted to adopt/foster Billy Batson, A rule was created. Whoever gets Billy to fall asleep and spend the night at their house, gets to keep him.

Bruce thought he won when Billy fell asleep on one of his many couches. However, Dick bursted in saying how ‘he had to see his new baby brother’; prompting Billy to wake up and leave. Afterwards, Bruce would not talk to Dick for 3 days.

Clark came close when Jon and Billy were about to have a sleepover, but urgent JL notification came in. Meaning both Clark and Billy had to leave. Clark still thinks the notification was a set up by Bruce. (It was)

Diana claimed to win, but after some investigation it was found that Billy had spent the night at Themyscira, not Diana’s actual house.

Almost every member of the JL has tried. None has succeed.