Please I would like more billy spilling tea.(also this batkid au is so fun you are amazing)
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND
(Thank you! I've had this idea for a while so I'm very excited to be able to yell about it!)
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Billy, half naked on top of Bruce Wayne's car: Superman punched Green Arrow today
Damian, getting out of Bruce Wayne's car: Oh?
Billy, slowly sliding off the car: It's cause he was bragging about the fact that he had sex with your dad
Damian:
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Billy, duct tapped to the wall: Robin stabbed Green Lantern and called him a little bitch, and now Hank is crying
Damian, duct tapping Billy to the wall: Good for Robin.
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Billy, covered in swamp water: Have you seen Damian?
Cass: *signing* No, why?
Billy: I need to tell him about how Barry accidentally poisoned Diana
Cass:
Cass: *signing* I am intrigued
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Billy, wearing a strangely fancy suit: Hi, Mr. Wayne sir, can you tell Damian that Hank and Iris are fighting at Denny's tommorow at three a.m?
Bruce:
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Billy, stuck in a sleeping bag: Superman said that Jon was an angel and Robin was going to burn in hell
Jon, also stuck in a sleeping bag: Nice
Duke, Damian, Cass: *Laughing*
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Shazam (Billy): Damian said you guys were over rated nerds
Shazam (Billy): Except Diana.
Green Arrow (Oliver Queen): Are you spilling tea, or delivering a message
Shazam (Billy):
Flash (Barry Allen): Don't answer that