The JL (specifically Bruce) kept sending notifications whenever Billy was at someone’s house and was about to sleep in. Billy got more house invites and with the house invites because the JL wanted him to sleep over at their places badly. And because of this, Billy got more nonsense calls/emergencies/missions. The JL (unintentionally) created a problem for the boy.
I feel like John won by accident because Billy was just tired from all the nonsense notifs that came everytime he was at someone’s house. Once John (unknowing of the rule) invited Billy over to the House of Mystery/his house/or something, Billy was like “fuck manners, im fucking tired from JL shit” and slept
(or billy knew and he wanted john to win,,, who knows)
Due to the amount of League members who wanted to adopt/foster Billy Batson, A rule was created. Whoever gets Billy to fall asleep and spend the night at their house, gets to keep him.
Bruce thought he won when Billy fell asleep on one of his many couches. However, Dick bursted in saying how ‘he had to see his new baby brother’; prompting Billy to wake up and leave. Afterwards, Bruce would not talk to Dick for 3 days.
Clark came close when Jon and Billy were about to have a sleepover, but urgent JL notification came in. Meaning both Clark and Billy had to leave. Clark still thinks the notification was a set up by Bruce. (It was)
Diana claimed to win, but after some investigation it was found that Billy had spent the night at Themyscira, not Diana’s actual house.
Almost every member of the JL has tried. None has succeed.
My favorite version of tawny tawky is when he’s just a stuffed animal, and then boom! Magical tiger.
AU where the court stenographer writes Steel Samurai fanfic and one time when listening to Narumitsu yell innuendos at each other during court, they get inspiration for their Magisteel fic.
Whilst this would normally go completely unnoticed, the fact that the Chief Prosecutor is a huge Steel Samurai nerd means that he notices when things he’s said in court start being quoted by the Evil Magistrate in the fic he’s reading…
John: let me see what you have!
Billy: A knife! ( Turn his attention to a demon or something)
John: Good, aim for the stomach
Billy: (covered in blood) That was fun.
John: (also covered in blood) You did good, I say this calls for ice cream
(Cut to Billy and John eating ice cream, while a horrified shopkeeper watches)
look me in the eyes dc and tell me a seventeen year old would make a good ceo
Green Lantern: What if we kissed 😳 in your self-driving Batmobile 🤔 haha jk 😎 unless??? 👉👈
Batman: How did you say those emojis out loud?
A commission for @llawennyd granting Chloe and Lucifer a quiet moment together where their dang phones don’t interrupt them (a moment of full emotional catharsis?? in my tv show? It’s more likely than you think..)
Tweet by dumbbeezie: Gif your birth year and that’s your Met Gala outfit
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