That’s No Way To Refer To Canadians 

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going thru phone pics and found this thing that was tacked up next to the toaster at my old job, if anyone needs some light toast eating reading material

I disagree with the premise that any child of Athena has only a singular brain cell, but Percy and Grover definitely share one, and I feel that Annabeth takes it away from them when they have overused it so it can recharge. 

the entirety of the lightning thief really is just Percy, Annabeth, and Grover fighting over the use of one (1) singular brain cell isn’t it

Person A: *Calmly reading in the corner*

Person B: *Storms in, sees Person A, and throws nearest object at them*

Everyone: What was that for??

Person B: I was dared to flirt, and that is how I flirt. *storms back out*

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There also is a Jewish holiday where you do shake a lemon at God (Sukkot with the lulav and etrog)

im singehandedly repairing jewish-goyische relations through my outreach with my facebook friends

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There’s also a fair chance that he likes at least one of those things and could be using it as a way to connect!

guys my mom’s new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said “i got you a gift, a boy gift”

it’s a mountain dew nascar trucker hat. i wanna scream, like it’s nice he got me a gift and it’s nice he’s trying but…. I wanna Sc r EAM

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning