There Also Is A Jewish Holiday Where You Do Shake A Lemon At God (Sukkot With The Lulav and Etrog)

Well, you have less time actually because you die when you hit the ground (or shortly thereafter), and parachutes take time to work (like they need to catch against the air), so you have a lot less time to fix it, otherwise you’ll still die. 

If your parachute malfunctions while sky diving, you have the rest of your life to fix it.

And if all else fails, wear a hat

A guy from my uni just dropped this in our Discord and???? There's a "Minecraft -Urban Planning" course at our university???????? What timeline is this

I cant believe asexuals officially own Halloween

Ace week 2020 is october 25-31st

You’re talking about Craig Taubman’s version!!

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does anyone know who did the lecha dodi setting that’s like “lecha lecha dodi, likrat likrat kallah, p'nei p'nei shabbat nekaballahlalalalalalalecha dodi…” etc? i know trying to explain sound via text does Not Work but I can’t find a recording of it anywhere and? it’s stuck in my head. we sing it at hillel so it might have summer camp origins maybe??

That implies that there is only one set/planet/group of aliens (which is highly improbable; do you know how large the universe is? as you’re basically saying that there are no aliens because of the scale of which you are speaking), that they all came at the same time (which is also highly improbable, for the same reason as before), or that all other (sentient) aliens have some form of hive mind that traverses across galaxies and light years, and that we were somehow left out of it (Earth, in the same way you’d complain to your mom: God/Universe!  They’re not including us in their hive mind!).  So some aliens might have visited Earth then, and others might visit after humans have gone extinct, but it’s unlikely that they all already came here

Maybe aliens came to Earth during dinosaur times, saw the big crazy dinos tearing shit apart and they noped the fuck out.

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You deserve more love, fish!

you deserve love!! im gonna say a swear word in this post so please scroll past if that’s too much for you ok here goes you deserve some fucking love!!!!!