going thru phone pics and found this thing that was tacked up next to the toaster at my old job, if anyone needs some light toast eating reading material
Fearing such hits as “Poisoning Pigeons in the Park,” “National Brotherhood Week,” “The Masochism Tango,” “The Element Song,” “Be Prepared,” and “Lobachevsky”
You died.
Everytime someone you know dies, you start to cry. The better you know the person, the harder you cry.
You wake up one night racking with sobs, but you can’t figure out who died.
OHHHH. We call them.... actually we just call them window stickers. How fun!
Wait, what are jelly dreidels? Are they like, jelly in a dreidel mold? I am *intrigued*
Oh, no! They’re like those little....remember the sticky hands from elementary school, and you could stick them to windows? Like those. They’re like window decals or clings, but easier to use and also 3D.
Hey all y'all Americans out there please keep this in mind, make sure your votes count and oust the cheeto from the White House
Vote Blue
u/Cant_Even18 shares the horrific details of what it was like to have COVID.
Wear your masks. Wash your hands. Socially distance. And most importantly: stay the fuck home if you can.
this is the perfect grade of good luck
reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect
It is our duty as feminists to protect and respect women in Hijabs
smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles
every holocaust memorial day, i always ask people to keep romani people in their thoughts, but this year i’d like to clear up some misconceptions that i see every year w/ a psa
romani people are not white. we’re south asian (from northern india), and each subgroup has a unique racial makeup of asian/white/etc, in different amounts. this is also why we vary wildly in physical appearance/skintone
we still face oppression. what we face, especially in europe, can still be constituted as attempted genocide, as we’re forced to live in hazardous conditions or to give away our children, be sterilized, etc just for the crime of being roma
the ‘g slur’ isn’t just an american issue. the reason some european roma prefer the slur is because, in many countries, there is no term for roma that isn’t a slur, and it’s either the g slur or the literal translation of the n word. i’m romanian, and if you used the slur in my hometown, you’d get slapped, since we just use ‘roma’.
we live in every continent across the world. some of the largest romani populations exist in south america, predominantly in brazil. they are no more and no less roma than their european counterparts, and they, like romani in asia, africa, etc all face unique challenges and oppression.
we’re the largest ethnic minority in europe, and yet have almost no political power, no land ownership power (in some places, we’re forbidden from owning land entirely), etc. with very few reputable charities- a lot of us reject charity by principle, as well as there being a general lack of education about us- the best thing you can do to help romani people is to just spread information, and help individuals when you can.
At first, all seems normal. But then, just as you were about to leave the classroom, you and all of your classmates noticed that the door was gone.
“Who did it‽ Who divided by zero‽” your teacher yells, clawing at the walls.
You slowly raise your hand with your feeble excuse of “I just wanted to see what would happen.”
The teacher tries to explain why you should never have done that, but alas, it is too late. The floor opens up, as well as the walls. The end is upon us, you realize, before you are sucked into the black hole that formed.
Your math teacher has always warned you to “NEVER EVER divide by 0.” One day, you decide to see what happens when you divide by zero.