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I'm bored and tired. So have a random moment from my science class a few weeks ago!

Teacher: *explaining Science stuff, writing on whiteboard*

*whiteboard pen runs out*

Teacher: *throws pen at bin, but misses*

Classmate: Sir you missed.

Teacher: I don't miss...

Class: . . .

Teacher: I have two kids to prove it.

Class: *all look at each other and back at our teacher*

Teacher: . . .

Class: . . .

Teacher: Anyways, back to revision-

My mind: what tf????

Do with this as you please. A prompt? Incorrect quotes? Idk.

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

This blog will be safe on Halloween

This blog will NOT post:

- Screamers 

- Gore

- Blood 

- Purposefully triggering content 

Reblog if your blog will be safe on Halloween

Uhm. So i think i just had an anxiety attack but idk if i did or not. My hands were shaking a lot, my heart was beating really fast and my throat felt really dry. But ive never felt like this before so idk if it was? Like other than the shaking hands it wouldnt have been obvious to anyone that anything was wrong.

Can anyone help me and tell me if it was an anxiety attack or not?

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im begging anyone who sees this post to prevent rapesexual, im begging you. no one will see this but if you do reblog to get the message out that these fuckers exist and dont deserve to exist heres the flag so you can know who to fucking block, report and tell to fuck off

i dont want this to ruin the pride and help with self esteem of being lgbtq+ so a signal boost from larger accounts might be nice

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please im lonely :sob:

‘boy i sure wish i was asleep,’ i whisper, clicking Next Chapter fourteen fucking times

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Hahah...my school flooded and the ceilings have come down. Guess I'm not doing my improvement tasks for italain...

Look at that snazy yellow tape we have to remind us to walk on the left😂 Indestructible it is.

(Yes im doing italian at school. Regrets were made.)

Lady of Nightmares and Melancholy 🙃

Doctor of War & Sorrow

Reblog if you're aromantic, support aromantics, or think aromantic is a valid identity

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

BE GÈ DO CRIMES!!!!!

🖤🤎❤🧡💛💚💙💜

I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gé (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.

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Hello please reblog this if you're okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

Heh heh hheeehhhh....

Im freaking the fuck out. Nothing new.

So, I present to you, another rant/vent about my life that no one cares about or wants to know.

Right. So basically, im nervous. One of my friends, he walks me home right? Nothing wrong with that except the odd comment from our other friends saying we're dating when we arent and never will. (We will refer to him as J) He's told me he has a crush, and that Im the only one he has told. J has said he will tell me tomorrow when he walks me home. Its only us two from a certain point cause our friends have to part ways to get home.

So you may be wondering, 'asexualcat486, why you freaking out for? Whats wrong with him wanting to tell you about a crush in private with no one else around?' I'll tell you.

Last time a friend (We'll just call him M) told me about a crush and asked for help, M asked me out. Bearing in mind we're friends. And apart of the same friend group. Now, I got nothing wrong with people who date within the friend group. Its just I personally cant. I just cant. It stresses me out. If theres an argument or you break up the friend group is tense debating who they should agree with.

Now more as to why this predicament (also, look at me using big words🥳) I'm in is freaking me out! Ive been told by one of my friends that J has a crush on me. You see why im freaking out now?

And now I'm panicking. I dont want to upset him but I dont like him like that. And being in a relationship with anyone freaks me out and makes me feel awkward, but that could just be me questioning my sexuality and romantic attraction. I dont want to upset J but I dont want to feel awkward around him because we are good friends. I cant bring myself to date someone I see as a good friend incase I ruin our friendship. Although when I dated M and broke up with him, he was very understanding of the fact that I was questioning and understood that I didnt want to ruin our friendship. If anything that made our bon/friendship stronger. We're best friends who hang out regularly, we always forget that we are in fact exes, but it isnt obvious.

I- I just dont know what to do if J does ask me out. Im sure if he does he will understand that Im questioning everything about myself.

To be honest Im probably worrying over nothing. But, I'm going to ask our friends if they've noticed a change in how he acts around anyone or if he has said anything to them regarding a crush.

I'll let y'all know tomorrow what happened if I remember to.

please don't hand me the aux unless you want everyone in this car to know there's something wrong with me

how to treat yourself on a low budget

bc let’s be honest: not everyone can afford Lush products, here are some low budget ways to feel great 1. do u have a banana? awesome mash that shit in your hair, let it sit for 15 minutes then wash it out with cool water. now u got some silky tresses girl 2. u got some coconut or olive oil? fuckin rad dude, massage that shit anywhere u don’t feel super smooth!!!! including hair *woah* 3. target has some awesome face masks that are like 99¢ and are awesome 10/10 would recommend 4. make some Annie’s Mac n cheese holy shit that stuff is awesome 5. buy some cheap Epsom salts like really really cheep and dump that shit in a bath and soak u lovely motherfucker 6. make a smoothie and drink it bc yum and also not too expensive u don’t need organic food for a delicious smoothie 7. green tea is awesome bc it tastes great, speeds up ur metabolism, and if u put ur face over u brewing cuppa it opens up your pores anddddd if u put the tea bag over ur eyes it gets rid of those dark circles from staying up watching friends 8. open up spotify and play some cheesy music 9. drink a shit ton of water it’s great for u 10. that cucumber on ur eyes shit works guys 11. just take a nap 12. look up yoga for beginners and do a class and donT feel bad if u can’t do all the poses it’s meant to be fun treat yourself nice my darlings love you

My 4 year old nephew loves to paint his nails. Any time he sees someone wear nail polish he asks if he can have some too. The most difficult part is getting him to decide what color, because he he wants all of them.

Nail polish is for everyone.

Uhm...this bitch has a tiktok sound stuck in her head....and i can find the video or the sound!!

All i remember was "no, fuck ah-you~ you're the-" and it was in this voice and idk how to describe it its just AGGHH! I cant for the love of me remember what the rest of it was and its annoying me!

And there was this other sound that i was going to use as a reference in a fanfic i was writing (they are all on hold cause school- 😅😭) and i can only remember that it had something to do with swearing and cheating. I was going to use it in a bnha fic, y'know, shock class 1a that deku can in fact swear and isnt a cinnamon roll all the time?

Edit: I found this one! It was Boyfriend by Tyler Cassidy, now to find the first one!

So uhm, idk where im going with this...

If you have any ideas on the sounds could you like send a link for it? Or a link to a tiktok using it?

This is worse than when i have songs stuck in my head, someone help me please

This ADHD and Autism Venn Diagram was requested even more highly than the ADHD and PTSD diagram, and I finally got round to making it…

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reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts