I'm bored and tired. So have a random moment from my science class a few weeks ago!
Teacher: *explaining Science stuff, writing on whiteboard*
*whiteboard pen runs out*
Teacher: *throws pen at bin, but misses*
Classmate: Sir you missed.
Teacher: I don't miss...
Class: . . .
Teacher: I have two kids to prove it.
Class: *all look at each other and back at our teacher*
Teacher: . . .
Class: . . .
Teacher: Anyways, back to revision-
My mind: what tf????
Do with this as you please. A prompt? Incorrect quotes? Idk.
I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr
inspiration
Looking back on one of my old wips I think this might honestly be some of the most in character dialogue for the sides I've ever written
executive dysfunction be like *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels ba
I'm a sucker for japhael-
Lottie drags Ellie outside after letting he sleep in.
Lola and Mickey are already outside, covered in snow, lollipops in their mouth
Obviously Lola, Mickey and Lottie start to make snowmen
Binah is babbling on about interesting snow facts while helping
Saskia tries to push Lottie down the hill
Jamie (with his superhero abilities) comes to stop her before she does
Ellie wants to sledge down said hill but Jamie’s like “Nope”
“Buzzkill”
Anastasia is stood against a tree, secretly admiring the snow
Lottie urges her to join in.
“I don’t want to catch a cold”
Joins in anyway
Raphael throws a snowball at Jamie.
Jamie: “Oh it’s on”
Snowball fight commences
You have Jamie, Lottie, Lola and Binah on one team
Then Raphael, Anastasia, Saskia and Mickey on the other
“I’ll protect you little princess”
Lottie’s all like “I don’t need protection”
Hides behind Ellie the whole time
Binah’s shots are so freakishly accurate that it’s scary
Jamie takes it way too seriously
“Binah, you go up front to attack, Ellie defend our base and our stash.”
“What about Lottie?”
“Lottie don’t touch ANYTHING”
“Oh ok”
Lola just let’s herself get hit
“Eek so cold!”
Jamie “Lola JUST MOVE OUT OF THE WAY”
We have the furious 1v1 that is Jamie vs Raphael
Ends with Jamie tackling Raphael and pinning him down IS THAT SEXUAL TENSION I SEE
“Ooh Jamie you’re so strong”
“You can pin me down anytime mon chéri” *wink*
Jamie, leans in closer: “Oh I will”
*then promptly gets up to go inside where everyone else is*
Raphael just lies in the snow for a little longer
“God I’m so gay.”
Lottie *sitting on Ellie’s lap with a mug of hot chocolate* “Where’s Raphael”
“Outside questioning his sexuality”
Ellie: “What did you do”
Lola caught a cold
So did Raphael (came back after 15 minutes of lying in the snow)
Anastasia and Saskia are just like “What did Jamie do to you”
“Nothing and everything”
Saskia “…right. do you want something to drink”
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
Pls reblog if u vote :)
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I wish I knew more about this story, but this should be 100% standard procedure in every bar or club.