Not-fast-just-furious - Ezza

Looking back on one of my old wips I think this might honestly be some of the most in character dialogue for the sides I've ever written

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

My 4 year old nephew loves to paint his nails. Any time he sees someone wear nail polish he asks if he can have some too. The most difficult part is getting him to decide what color, because he he wants all of them.

Nail polish is for everyone.

Why do you like sharks?

please don't hand me the aux unless you want everyone in this car to know there's something wrong with me

look me in the eyes. you are aware some asexual people have sex, right. you are aware some asexuals aren’t sex repulsed. you do not need to baby asexuals and act like the slightest mention of anything sexual will cause them to die of a heart attack 

the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline

Reblog this post if your still in the sanders sides fandom! I wanna know how many are still left

Reblog if You Would Love it if Curious Anons Invaded Your Inbox!

please im lonely :sob:

Family quote of the day!

So, me and my mum are watching The Croods 2. Just chilling, having fun and laughing. The dog is laid right next to my seat, right? And she farts. It smells foul. So this is what happened next:

Me: *silently gags*

Me: *covers nose with hoodie*

Mum: *looks over confused and concerned*

Mum: has she just farted?

Me: *too disgusted to speak, nods silently*

Dog: *moves close to my mum*

Mum: remove thou offending arse from my sight!

Dog: *moves*

Cue me and mum bursting into a giggle fit for about 20 minutes and scaring my dad when he comes downstairs.

It was really funny. Do with this situation what you please - just make sure to tag me if you use it.