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1 year ago

fanfiction writers when a character is remotely non-human

Fanfiction Writers When A Character Is Remotely Non-human
1 year ago
Bring Your Unemployed Friend To Work Day

bring your unemployed friend to work day

1 year ago

Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

1 year ago
It Makes Me Happy When They Listen
It Makes Me Happy When They Listen

It makes me happy when they listen

1 year ago

oh nooo who would want to doo that?!?!!?!?!?!?!?? oops my finger slipped

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1 year ago
1 year ago

every so often tiktok accidentally recaptures that golden era of short form comedy vine could capture

1 year ago

this machine is useless

This Machine Is Useless
1 year ago

A Curated List Of My Favorite Skeletons (and Skulls!)

We shall start, of course, with the obvious: Stringray!

A Curated List Of My Favorite Skeletons (and Skulls!)

Followed neatly by pufferfish!

A Curated List Of My Favorite Skeletons (and Skulls!)

gila monster skull (shh they are sleeping)

A Curated List Of My Favorite Skeletons (and Skulls!)

moving on to flamingos bc they have so little to work with but they stretch it so far

A Curated List Of My Favorite Skeletons (and Skulls!)

veiled chameleon skull (plus art by Elena Barbieri so you comprehend the importance of the sclerotic ring bone!) (bc some eyes have bones! some eyes have bones and that is so so valid)

A Curated List Of My Favorite Skeletons (and Skulls!)
A Curated List Of My Favorite Skeletons (and Skulls!)

love us a good old-fashioned mole

A Curated List Of My Favorite Skeletons (and Skulls!)

the tucan, always a fun classic

A Curated List Of My Favorite Skeletons (and Skulls!)
A Curated List Of My Favorite Skeletons (and Skulls!)

in conclusion, a few dainty gibbon skeletons to calm you soul, bc why the heck not <3

A Curated List Of My Favorite Skeletons (and Skulls!)
A Curated List Of My Favorite Skeletons (and Skulls!)
A Curated List Of My Favorite Skeletons (and Skulls!)

(yes the last one is a real vintage postcard sold in real Natural History Museum gift shops, before for some reason they reconsidered this marketing decision)

1 year ago

I have one of those robot vacuums but there's a mirror in the house low enough to the ground that the lidar scanner can see a nonexistent room in the reflection so on the navigation map it's generated I have a room that doesn't exist that I have to forbid the vacuum from entering.

I Have One Of Those Robot Vacuums But There's A Mirror In The House Low Enough To The Ground That The
1 year ago
1 year ago

Had a random thought that may or may not be influenced by my being in church today

We've seen 'accidental cult' au's for Danny. But have we seen any accidental religion creator danny? Where he becomes a preacher/priest/pastor/rabbi/guru/what-have-you/whatever-you-want-to-call-his-position?

One where he (either as fenton or phantom) begins by answering questions about the afterlife semi absentmindedly (lectures and explanations from various leaders in the realms running on repeat in his mind), so tired he doesn't notice when he starts explaining what he had been taught.

It started with him overhearing a question/conversation in school. Something small. He answered it and moved on. Forgot about it. But it keeps happening. Until people start coming to him with questions regarding the afterlife (realms) on a semi regular basis and he does his best to explain (if they understand maybe they won't be so eager to hate ghosts? Maybe they'll be able to foster understanding? Maybe he won't be so tired).

While he starts answering one person's questions others gather and hang around. Listen. And start asking their own questions. Soon, its simpler to just arrange a dedicated time and place to meet and discuss.

It starts as a simple Q&A. And over time grows and becomes more elaborate until its an official thing. He finds people who had been listening to him answering questions when they come across them (in person, online, etc). That some had taken videos and written transcripts. That those are being passed around. It grows beyond his hometown.

And Danny? Is really not sure what to make of this. (I wanna vote he doesn't become aware its a whole thing that he's been accidentally grown and run until someone who is notably *not* from Amity park calls him [insert religious leader title here]. Cue freaking out to Sam and Tucker (maybe jazz and/or Valerie too) who have been helping to run and organize this whole thing being like 'did you just realize this *now*??'

1 year ago

Serious post gross.

I know I have a lot of followers who are trans minors so grandpa duo wants to give some wisdom that I wish someone told me when I was a baby trans man.

You don’t have to change your name. You can keep it. It’s not a requirement.

You don’t have to have T/E to be trans.

Don’t wear your binder while doing sports. It hurts.

You don’t have to be hyper masculine or hyper feminine. Just be you.

Do not use bandages. They can cause issues.

Surgery isn’t a requirement.

Being part of the lgbtqia+ community is a new family. If yours doesn’t support you now, we do.

You don’t have to pass to be trans. You are trans anyway. You look good.

Go to a coffee shop and use your chosen name to get a feel for it. They’ll shout it.

Be proud of who you are. It’s not a weakness it’s a strength.

If it’s not safe for you to come out, I promise it will be one day. The closet sucks but it’s better than being hurt. Use that time to find other people in your situation.

Being trans isn’t glamorous. It’s tears, pain, hurt and being unsure. That’s okay.

Detransitioning is fine. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Transitioning later in life is fine. Transitioning early in life is fine.

Transitioning wont happen over night. If you take hormones, it can take up to 5 years to see big differences.

Bottom surgery isn’t a requirement.

Top surgery isn’t a requirement.

You don’t have to come out if you don’t want to.

It’s okay to be angry about not being cis.

It’s okay to mourn the person you were.

You can change your name again, you don’t have to stick with it.

Love,

Someone who was forced back into the closet at 13 and is now transitioning at nearly 26.

Please add to this if you have anything else!

1 year ago
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1 year ago

Reblog to let the demon come to you. Like to enlarge their power.

1 year ago

Ohmygod

My two favorite things

Cute and scary/weird

I

Fucking

Love

It

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1 year ago

Scared or silly, by God we will do it together.

1 year ago

nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions

1 year ago

Ohmygod I have been *WAITING* FOR THIS MOMENT

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1 year ago
I Have Been Saving This Since Last Year. Happy Earth Day Everyone.

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

1 year ago

When you finally won the battle of opening up your WIP to edit but your brain is fighting you on touching the document so you’re in paralysis like

When You Finally Won The Battle Of Opening Up Your WIP To Edit But Your Brain Is Fighting You On Touching
1 year ago

he compels me

my goal as an artist is to be able to make oc art and get 200 notes just because the art is compelling

1 year ago

reblog after voting!!

1 year ago

such rage in such a little body

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