Mpe-megaphone - Idiot Dumbass Brain

Hey he never said he wasn't *shorter*, just tha he isn't the same height. That glass tiny af

A goddamn legend walks among us

I cast the curse of Manual Breathing!

your breathing is not automatic no more, reader! check it out, it's on manual now!

Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

start saying dick sunday now

i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”

HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT

all of these marvel x pjo aus and none that happen before percy becomes a certified scrary guy.

plz i need a 14 ylo percy jsut being acward and shit, besties with peter and just,, doing quests and running into the avegeres in more and more xomprimising situations. like, enugh to get on some sort of goverment watch list.

everbody knows of him, but they dont now wtf to do cuz hes a compete criptic, no scocial media and gone for half the year AND KICKED OUT OF EVERY SCHOOL HES BEEN IN???? also thought to be a teorrist for a hot second???

plzzz, jaded war vederin percy is cool and all bUT THE POTENTIAL OF BBY PERCY CHAOS????

“that’s not accurate to the comics!!” I couldn’t care less, these r my dolls and I will do whatever I want to them, i’m playing house goddamnit!! lemme live in my delusions!! It’s called feeding ur inner child!!!

this is the most hysterical game i've ever played istg