This Machine Is Useless

damn, my finger slipped, i SURE hope NO TRANSPHOBIC ASS BITCHE- i mean, state legislators die

that would be such a shame...

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Me: *zoned out* Me: *zones back in* My brother: "DON'T PUT YOUR FINGER IN IT JUST GOT OUT!" Me: *internally wheezing

all of these marvel x pjo aus and none that happen before percy becomes a certified scrary guy.

plz i need a 14 ylo percy jsut being acward and shit, besties with peter and just,, doing quests and running into the avegeres in more and more xomprimising situations. like, enugh to get on some sort of goverment watch list.

everbody knows of him, but they dont now wtf to do cuz hes a compete criptic, no scocial media and gone for half the year AND KICKED OUT OF EVERY SCHOOL HES BEEN IN???? also thought to be a teorrist for a hot second???

plzzz, jaded war vederin percy is cool and all bUT THE POTENTIAL OF BBY PERCY CHAOS????

everything that's happening here, including the tags, it would be *so* funny if it was also a Good Fentons AU too. Good Supervillain Parents AU.

I can imagine them fighting Red Huntress (their local hero) and then suddenly both sides stopping because Danny's Here And He Will Not Like To See His Family And Friend Fighting Each Other No Matter Their Occupation

y'all if any of you guys wants to expand upon or use as inspiration anything I've written do so. Also if you guys want me to write more abt something tell me.

Anyways with that out of the way.

Ive been thinking about collage Danny AU but instead of going to Gotham he goes to central city (its in Ohio, and The flash is based there). So im thinking that the population over there has a massive percentile of meta humans compared to other cities, because of the particle accelerator incident plus the multiple flash points. All this to say is that the people in Central City are used to civilians having enhanced strength, uncommon dietary restrictions, random outburst of power act.

So Danny just turned 18 comes in to get his degree in biochemical engineering and astronomy, after finishing school with extra credits. He gets a dorm with 2 other people a meta with speeding problems and a normal dude named Sam.

In Dannys perspective he is a very chill roommate, making sure he washes after himself when using the kitchen. Regularly taking out the trash ect..

In his roomates perspective, they think Danny is a paranoid meta who recently escaped a dysfunctional household where he was discriminated for being a meta.

why they have this assumption simple. Danny is clearly malnourished and refuses to actually make a diet he needs. Only eating small servings of food, and trying to save as much as possible for later. He gets paranoid when using moe strength than a human should posses, almost as if he's scared of getting found out. And third of all Danny glows in the dark, quite literally, its not an annoying or absurd amount. Danny glows the same way glow in the dark stars do.

So yeah Dannys roommates know he is a meta but they don't know how they should breach the subject as its clear that Danny is very paranoid of getting found out.

On the other hand Barry Allen is getting worried about his grandsons(bart) roomate, as its very concerning the demeanor he is displaying. Barry intends to investigate the situation more to make sure this isn't a 'broken phone' type of misunderstanding. And if it isn't he is pulling a Bruce.

Meanwhile Danny's on his dormitory roof enjoying the stars, sure there's light pollution but his enhanced vision allows him to see them as if were a clear sky. Not knowing how his life is going to change in the coming weeks.