Mpe-megaphone - Idiot Dumbass Brain

sally jackson. reblog if you agree.

oh yeah forgot to post these guys

for when you're definitely very normal about Things

When you finally won the battle of opening up your WIP to edit but your brain is fighting you on touching the document so you’re in paralysis like

Hey he never said he wasn't *shorter*, just tha he isn't the same height. That glass tiny af

A goddamn legend walks among us

they call it "protecting the children".

stand_down.mp4

I have one of those robot vacuums but there's a mirror in the house low enough to the ground that the lidar scanner can see a nonexistent room in the reflection so on the navigation map it's generated I have a room that doesn't exist that I have to forbid the vacuum from entering.