I Love Sitting Right Next To My Friend In An Otherwise Empty Room, Casually Sending Them Tumblr Posts

being the only person in my family who isn’t a big fan of baseball is incredibly annoying when they keep interrupting experiencing the Wonder of Nature™️ to yell about baseball

the thing about macgyver is that he’s so full of t-boy swag

okay well I wasn’t at the fridge and the cup of hot broth was already in my hand when I remembered I forgot to take them so…

maybe not my best idea to use spicy ramen broth to swallow my adhd meds

doubt thou the stars are fire;

doubt that the sun doth move;

doubt truth to be a liar;

but never doubt I commit to the fucking bit.

I think it’s time to start squandering my youth

much to everyone’s surprise, it turns out that if you take the meds prescribed for your adhd, your adhd won’t be as bad which is a crazy concept I think

restaurant staff will laugh as they watch me struggle with the little toothpick machine but I look like a twelve year old boy so they think it’s endearing

the freedom of being allowed to enjoy things again :)

I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.

probably definitely not the person sitting right next to me in the grad office commenting on my posts

it’s like a fun game to me to make overly specific posts about my life and my friends only for said friends to immediately hold up their phone to me with accusation in their eyes and the post on their screen or sometimes in fact loudly putting me on blast in the grad office during lunch break when everyone is in the room