Moonlit-manticore - Alive And Unwell

this is really good news! the writer’s strike is over! let’s hope the same positive outcome for the sag strike next

It has occurred to me that the existence of a local raging bisexual implies that there are also state and federal level raging bisexuals

Sometimes I forget I have long hair and I think there's a bug crawling on my neck

One time I went to a concert. It has all been downhill from there.

Sometimes I get this big stupid grin on my face and I fucking live for that feeling

Mischief

You'd think I'd learn to not dip my hair in ramen broth after the first time.

i was just poking around the batman subreddit and I saw a comment that sums up my thoughts on Gotham War so 🤌🤌🤌 succinctly

My manager likes to ask me really confusing and mildly vague questions and so one day I decided to ask one back and so I said, "What are your thoughts on antidisestablishmentarianism?" and he sat there for a second before giving me three very well thought out paragraphs of his stance on antidisestablishmentarianism. I have never been so destroyed and defeated.

Another day another "I was born after the year 2000, why do I have the back problems of a 78 year old man that had half his spine removed after getting mauled by a bear?"