Yep.

how is the kentucky derby not trending on here?? the horse with the lowest odds wins and immediately starts biting everything in its sight, that sounds like a tumblr legend to me

hungry

Idea for a new profession. Anarchyologists. They go undercover as normal archeologists but then they take artifacts from one sight and move them to a completely different sight to confuse the actual archeologists.

I use the term "this slaps" a lot for songs that I like. Recently, however, I've been partaking in more violent metaphors, such as "this slams my head into a fucking concrete brick again and again and again"

actively sabotaging myself by rearranging my playlist to play songs in an order that I know will have me break down in tears in a matter of minutes

You're not gonna believe it.

I made not one, but two new friends! I'm fucking ecstatic.

Craft a Gay Weapon of any quality.

Sometimes I forget I have long hair and I think there's a bug crawling on my neck

I forget how privileged I am to wear male clothing until I shove an entire water bottle into my pocket