One Time I Went To A Concert. It Has All Been Downhill From There.

My manager likes to ask me really confusing and mildly vague questions and so one day I decided to ask one back and so I said, "What are your thoughts on antidisestablishmentarianism?" and he sat there for a second before giving me three very well thought out paragraphs of his stance on antidisestablishmentarianism. I have never been so destroyed and defeated.

Hello. I’d like to play a game.

You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and he won’t tell you that he loves you, but he loves you. And you feel like you’ve done something terrible, like robbed a liquor store, or swallowed pills, or shoveled yourself a grave in the dirt, and you’re tired. You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and you’re trying not to tell him that you love him, and you’re trying to choke down the feeling, and you’re trembling.

If he decides to reach over and touch you, like a prayer for which no words exist, you will feel your heart taking root in your body, like you’ve discovered something you didn’t even have a name for. If he does not, there’s a pipe bomb attached to the vehicle’s engine triggered to explode. You must admit your love any way you choose, but you must admit to it. It is the only way to survive in this world.

Most people are so ungrateful to love, to be loved, to be told they’re loved by the one that loves them … but you won’t be. Not anymore.

and still no bitches

not a dream

friendly reminder that I love you

I just ordered two necklaces off the internet and I think my bank is gonna freeze my card because this is the second biggest purchase I've ever made next to my $120 GameStop spree after my first paycheck

At my work chuckling at the silly little bar staff who only know how to do their silly little bar things

To The People Who Keep Interrupting My Music With Spam Calls:

please stop <3

Sometimes I gotta force myself to think I'm the main character because if I just lay in bed all day my ratings will plummet.