I Just Ordered Two Necklaces Off The Internet And I Think My Bank Is Gonna Freeze My Card Because This

It has occurred to me that the existence of a local raging bisexual implies that there are also state and federal level raging bisexuals

Go to bed please and thank you.

Is it just me, or are dentists the hot people of the doctor world?

I use the term "this slaps" a lot for songs that I like. Recently, however, I've been partaking in more violent metaphors, such as "this slams my head into a fucking concrete brick again and again and again"

kinda adorable how it takes the moon almost exactly a month to blink

Anybody got a fucking clue what's going on right now?

The ineffable and unrelenting urge to make Mac and cheese at ungodly hours of the morning

Forge a set of high quality Stupid Gay Armor.

I can't explain the Incredibly real fear this invokes deep in my chest

every day i wake up in fear of a cw reboot of scooby doo