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Jacob: Go fuck yourself.

Stanley: Fuck me yourself, you coward.

Jacob: *Already taking off his clothes* You asked for this.

Stanley: This is the weirdest foreplay ever.

Syd: *To Miles* You and Fraser are cute together

Miles: Aw thanks Syd

Syd: But you’re not as cute as Jacob and Stan

Miles: *Sighing* I know

[Stanley and Jacob texting]

Jacob: What are you doing?

Stanley: Laying in bed, what are you doing?

Jacob: Eating cereal.

Stanley: Ha ha nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you?

Jacob: Eat my cereal.

Stanley: Lol I mean if the cereal wasn't there.

Jacob: Go get cereal?

Syd: What do you get when you mix a hormonally unbalanced and emotionally unstable person with a little ray of sunshine?

Stanley: Do i look like i know?

Syd: I’m talking about you and Jacob!

As creator and founder of the janley, I declare Wildflower as the Janley anthem

https://youtu.be/07RHI4MDQ-U

Fun fact:

In the Latin Spanish dub for It Chapter Two, the actors voicing Richie and Eddie as adults also did the Latin dub for young Richie and Eddie in the 1990 It miniseries.

Arturo Mercado Jr. voiced Richie, Arturo has also voiced Latin for Lucifer Morningstar, Woody from Toy Story, Mickey Mouse since 2004, Pain in Naruto, Harry Osborn in the first Spiderman trilogy, as well as being the Recurring voice acotr of Tom Cruise, James Franco and Ian Somerhalder.

Víctor Ugarte is the voice of Eddie as an adult, he is also the voice of Harry Potter from the prisoner of Azkaban, Logan in Big Time Rush, Beck in Victorious, Sasuke in Naruto, Linguini in Ratatouille, The Flea in Mucha Lucha and the voice recurring for Daniel Radcliffe

Then Jacob and Stanley start dating, one afternoon Meg discovers them kissing on the street and the only way Jacob finds so that Meg does not say that he is gay, is making Stanley sell her weed to buy her silence.

i found a Stanley Barber (IANOWT) x Jacob Thrombey (Knives Out) and i think i like it, their dynamic is like SO FUCKING COOL

they’re just the perfect opposite that Stanley Uris x Bill Denbrough in fact, like Stan x Bill are lovely and cute with Bill so affective, and Stanley x Jacob are much like absolute not lovely in exterior with Stanley who bore so much Jacob to want pda lmao

Jacob: Spell "me*

Stanley: M - E

Jacob: You forgot the D

Stanley: What? There is no D in me

Jacob: Not yet

Stanley: *Walks through the door carrying a big box*

Syd: What's in the box? A robotic girlfriend?

Stanley: I don't need a robotic girlfriend, I assure you, in twenty years I will be Jacob's second husband.

Jacob: What will happen to my first husband?

Stanley: Nothing you can prove.

Stanley: Let's play the 20 questions.

Jacob: Fine, what is your favorite color?

Stanley: Triangle, do you like boys?

Stanley Barber: Do you want to know your gay name?

Jacob Thrombey: My gay name?

Stanley Barber: Yes, it is your first name.

Jacob Thrombey: Very funny.

Stanley Barber: *Crouched on his knee* And my last name.

Jacob Thrombey: Oh God...

Stan Uris: I'm cold.

Bill: Oh, take my sweater *Put his coat on Stan*

Stan Uris: Thanks *Hugs Bill*

Stanley Barber: Hmmm... I'm cold too.

Jacob Thrombey: *Without stopping to see his cell phone* And what does it matter to me?

Stanley Barber: Fuck you.

Teacher: Well, for this class you should have written a letter to your best friend, Who wants to read it first?

Syd: Me *Reading her letter* To my best friend Dina.

Stanley: *In the back of the room seeing his letter that says To my best friend Syd*

No one:

Stan, the only Loser with a brain cell: :|

No one:

Syd in INOWT:

So... Lucas is gay? I mean, he changed his form to that of a woman to have sex with Tyler.

Miss Jenn: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions EJ?

EJ: No

Ricky: I do!

Gina: We know Ricky

Ricky: I'm sad

Gina: We know Ricky

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That's right I heard the story over and over again

Felix sure is… flexible.

Ricky: 1 of 365, this year I will not make mistakes.

Nini: 2020 is a leap year, it has 366 days.

Ricky: ...

Ricky: *After dating Gina for 3 weeks* Okay, I can do it.

Ricky: Gina, I'm bisexual.

Gina:

someone tell me why i always ship people that will never get together???

once again it’s my pokemon au with @ shokikita on twitter, complete as trainer cards! we actually have 7 for some of them but sacrifices must be made..

Young Adult Reddie Broke: 

Young Adult Reddie Woke:

Broke: making Went and Maggie Tozier neglectful parents so Richie can sympathize with Eddie

Woke: making Went and Maggie Tozier loving and supportive and kind parents so Richie can show Eddie what real familial love feels like

Losers Club as Miraculous Bearers

Eddie as Lordbug

Richie as Chat Noir

Bill as Carapace

Stan as King Bee

Beverly as Rena Rouge

Mike as Multimouse

Ben as Bleu Ox

Richie: *Seeing Stan's room* I'm a little surprised, actually Stan sleeps in a bed like a normal person.

Eddie: What did you expect?

Richie: I don't know, a nest with egg-shaped pillows.

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Richie Tozier:

Yes

stan is a

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you can’t change my mind