He / His || Mexican || Fanfic Writer || I'm just a random guy who posts nonsense and dreams of being a drag queen
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Imagine a sitcom that deals with a gay marriage(Bill Hader & Andy Samberg) that has problems when one of them confesses to the other who slept with his best friend(Kristen Wiig) 15 years ago and that as a result a child(Finn Wolfhard) was born and everything would be the problem of the 4 living together because The woman and the son lost their home.
Then, there is a young Mexican actor named Zury Shasho, who could be the son of Richie and Eddie, literally looks like a combination of both.
Finn Wolfhard rejecting any character that is not emo, has no emotional problems or is heterosexual.
Stan and Eddie laughing at Pennywise from the heaven
IT Chapter 2 (2019), dir. Andy Muschietti
This image is as if they were interviewing Richie because he will star in the new movie based on a book by Bill.
Finn Wolfhard choosing his roles be like ...
Finn: Yes, I want my character to have severe personal problems and have a crush on his sweet little friend.
it chapter two: alternate ending
This is still WIP so it sucks
I asked for: Richie and Eddie going as Stefon and Shy for Halloween.
@thelilnan gave me: THE ACTUAL BEST PIECE OF ART EVER BROUGHT INTO EXISTENCE DKWJWJSJSHS HANG THIS IN EVERY SINGLE MUSEUM
you wanna play truth or dare? here's a truth, you're a sloppy bitch! yeah that's right! let's dance, yippee ki yay motherfu--
broke: imagining reddie in college aus as aged up versions of finn and jack
woke:
Richie: *Makes any joke that makes him look straight*
Pennywise:
Freddy: *Talking to Pedro* You should talk more about your feelings.
Billy: *Interrupting* I talk about my feelings.
Freddy: We know Billy.
Billy: I'm sad
Freddy: We know Billy
The gay Holy Trinity of Bill Hader
her hair and lips change to the color of your blog
Extrañarte es mi necesidad
Vivo en la desesperanza
Desde que tú ya no vuelves más
Richie: It was then that he realized that he’d been reading the same page repeatedly and he’d have to start all over
Stan: God dammit Richie!
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Ben working at subway: Hi thank you for calling subway how can I-
Richie pranking him: To talk to a costumer, please press one
Ben freaking out and pressing one
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Richie: I wish I could hang guys but I gotta go hit the books
The losers club: Aw..
Richie hitting a stack of books with a bat: Okay lets hang!
The losers club: yay!
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Richie: Oh a playground phone!
Richie using his evil voice: I don’t know who you are but I will find you and kill you
Georgie on the other side: WHAT
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Future Beverly walking up to 5 year old Reddie: It appears that a romance was blooming between them
5 year old Eddie running away: No!
5 year old Richie: Chases after him
Beverly yelling at them: A romance that will last a life time!
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Beverly: In every group of friends, there’s the dumb one
All the losers pointing at Richie
Richie: ReAlLy!?
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Eddie: Wanna play twister?
Richie: sure I’ve never played
Eddie wearing red shorts: Left hand red
Richie: Slaps Eddies ass
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Beverly: Help!
Richie coming to the rescue: Where’s the danger?
Beverly: there!
Joyce: Hi I’m your guidance counselor and I’m here to talk about all your problems
Richie running away: Nope!
———
Mr. Clarke: Alright and who’s excited to be back at school?
Dustin: Absolutely no one
Mr. Clarke: Me either lets get the heck outta here
Optional Uniform
ID
DORMS!!!!!
The Who/Sherlock dorms
Harry Potter/Narnia/LOTR Dorms
Pirates/History dorms
disney/disney princess dorms(you can put more posters,etc)
Directioner dorms(but put more ireland flags and more pics of the boys)
Meanwhile in Sony offices.
Mickey Mouse: How much for the kid?
Sony: Not for sale
Mickey Mouse: ...
Mickey Mouse: How much for the company?
Diego and Temo fighting for who will enter the bathroom first.
Diego: Well, I must wash my hair!
Temo: You don't even have it so pretty, besides I have a date with Ari.
Diego: Well, Aristóteles doesn't even kiss so well.
Temo: What?
Diego: What?
Bill, son of Rapunzel & Eugene
Stan, son of Cruella De Vil
Eddie, son of Christopher Robin
Richie, "son" of Yzma (Yzma is too old, so Richie is actually Kronk's son)
Beverly, daughter of Ariel & Eric
Mike, son of Tiana & Naveen
Ben, son of Anna & Kristoff
Extra: Georgie, son of Cinderella & Prince Charming
Aris, son of Tarzan & Jane
Temo, son of Snow White & Prince Florian
Diego, son of Elsa
Mateo, son of Queen of Hearts
Carlota, daughter of Hércules & Megara
Yolo, daughter of Giselle & Robert
Linda, daughter of Lottie
Same Energy
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Colleen: i WaS sHoVeD iNtO a BoX oF sPiKeS aNd MuRdErEd