Y'all Can We Bring Back The Public Execution? Like Hanging In The Town Square

when I was a kid, I had this weird fear that one day I would wake up to find that the last few years of my life were a dream and I was like a toddler again

I'm sure you can all imagine how I feel about the idea now

pleased to see everyone has good toilet etiquette in Luthadel

can't sleep. too many thoughts abt all my many plans. what to wear tomorrow. shoes maybe? ugh

april fools used to be such a big deal to me. now I let year after year pass without a single jape or gag performed

is this what it is to lose your childhood whimsy?

me: I gotta get up early so it's super important I get good sleep tonight

brain: i-important?? that's scary! too much pressure! noooo we should stay up watching youtube with steadily growing anxiety instead!

me, after setting an arbitrary time limit for a wip: what nonsense is this?! how could I ever finish in this time frame?! might as well give up and do it never! never I say!

fucking gotem lmao

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if I could, I'd kiss the Oxford comma on the lips