Hearing Bird Noises In The Forest Compels Me To Smile, To Do A Jig In My Soul, To Stroll With The Gaiety
hearing bird noises in the forest compels me to smile, to do a jig in my soul, to stroll with the gaiety of a man reborn
conversely hearing my phone buzz compels me to rot like half a potato fallen behind the stove
yet my ears subject me to both with the same cold efficiency. we live in a fallen world indeed
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Alexa-
etymology is so fun and cool until it's talking about how a word I like is losing its meaning.
mortified doesn't mean horrified you fools! don't do this to me dammit!
fucking gotem lmao
pleased to see everyone has good toilet etiquette in Luthadel
someday I hope to have a wikipedia page. but I want it to be as inaccurate as those weird sketchy websites that make up shit about youtubers
like "minatorypigs is 4'11, 7lbs, and was kicked out of Harvard Law for academic dishonesty in 2009."
I have seen the entirety of code geass. but gun to my head, if you asked me to explain a single plot line I could not do it
I watched that shit 13 and confused as hell. was in it purely for the vibes
i wish there was a way to have an autopsy that didnt kill u. i think it would be so cathartic
me: I gotta get up early so it's super important I get good sleep tonight
brain: i-important?? that's scary! too much pressure! noooo we should stay up watching youtube with steadily growing anxiety instead!
my top 10 favorite (funniest) emojis (on an android/Samsung phone)
10. 😀
lowkey looks traumatized. homie just got told something awful and is still in shock.
9. 😦
previous entry a few moments later
8. 😔
very pitiable shame. like a dog that ripped up the couch. perfect for when someone is mad at me
7. 🤔
hermmmm. usually follows a conspiracy theory
6. 🙂
head empty. or, possibly, full of quiet evil
5. 😏
heh, nothin' personal kid
4. 🤨
3. 🤥
says so much with so little
a liar. but he seems very disappointed in himself
2. 🥸
great for texting incognito. "that message couldn't have come from me, that guy looks nothing like me!"
honorable mention: 😗
was gonna kiss you, but then you said that and now I'm not sure
1. 😱
nothing I will ever text anyone is worthy of the sincere horror seen here. "what if they're out of carrots 😱" unparalleled drama. best read with a loud gasp.
