The Funniest Scene In The Movie.

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving

Book Telemachus, how I love you sm

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

so who was gonna tell me the mlm version of sapphic is ACHILLEAN

Leonid Pasternak  (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work

if that isn't the Gaoshun summary of all time

as someone who has gone long stretches without electricity, let alone an internet connection

BACK UP YOUR WORK---YES, EVEN PHYSICAL COPIES. HAVE OFFLINE RESOURCES. KEEP YOUR LANDLINE. CARRY CASH. DON'T GET IMPORTANT APPLIANCES THAT RUN ON WIFI. LEARN TO READ A PAPER MAP