Why Are All These Modern Aus For The Odyssey Set In A High School. Where's The Retelling Where Odysseus

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

if that isn't the Gaoshun summary of all time

those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god

The Iliad is probably one of the funniest books I ever read

Like I'll be having a not-so-good day, then remember how Hector had given himself an entire pep talk to fight Achilles. He saw Achilles running full speed towards him and proceeds to just book it.

Or when Menelaus got shot by an arrow in like in an ultimately nonfatal spot, and Agamemnon begins prematurely mourning him while he's standing there like 🧍‍♂️” you're scaring the men.”

Or when Odysseus is walking around the camps with a royal scepter and is just beating people with it if he finds them packing or suggesting to leave.

Or when Hector is brainstorming on how to face Achilles and for a moment goes, “Maybe I could talk with him, we’re both princes, we can both be rational, I could reason with him… that's a horrible fucking idea.”

I have more, but these, in particular, really tickle me.

"Can't two guys be just friends?" If they stop looking at each other like that then sure

hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving

Leonid Pasternak  (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

edgeworth not only coming to trucy's shows but using them against phoenix in court is peak wrightworth nonsense thank you capcom