Which One Of U Was Going To Tell Me That Tea Tastes Different If U Put It In Hot Water?

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy

What do you think about Robert Pattison playing Achilles' ghost in Christopher Nolans Odyssey movie

Who's playing what now

I'm ngl I've lost so much hope in that movie that I don't care anymore 😭😭

Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out : Iliad edition

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

The Iliad is probably one of the funniest books I ever read

Like I'll be having a not-so-good day, then remember how Hector had given himself an entire pep talk to fight Achilles. He saw Achilles running full speed towards him and proceeds to just book it.

Or when Menelaus got shot by an arrow in like in an ultimately nonfatal spot, and Agamemnon begins prematurely mourning him while he's standing there like 🧍‍♂️” you're scaring the men.”

Or when Odysseus is walking around the camps with a royal scepter and is just beating people with it if he finds them packing or suggesting to leave.

Or when Hector is brainstorming on how to face Achilles and for a moment goes, “Maybe I could talk with him, we’re both princes, we can both be rational, I could reason with him… that's a horrible fucking idea.”

I have more, but these, in particular, really tickle me.

Look at my otp dawg I'm going to hell

so who was gonna tell me the mlm version of sapphic is ACHILLEAN