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this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god

edgeworth not only coming to trucy's shows but using them against phoenix in court is peak wrightworth nonsense thank you capcom

The Iliad is probably one of the funniest books I ever read

Like I'll be having a not-so-good day, then remember how Hector had given himself an entire pep talk to fight Achilles. He saw Achilles running full speed towards him and proceeds to just book it.

Or when Menelaus got shot by an arrow in like in an ultimately nonfatal spot, and Agamemnon begins prematurely mourning him while he's standing there like 🧍‍♂️” you're scaring the men.”

Or when Odysseus is walking around the camps with a royal scepter and is just beating people with it if he finds them packing or suggesting to leave.

Or when Hector is brainstorming on how to face Achilles and for a moment goes, “Maybe I could talk with him, we’re both princes, we can both be rational, I could reason with him… that's a horrible fucking idea.”

I have more, but these, in particular, really tickle me.

hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving

"Can't two guys be just friends?" If they stop looking at each other like that then sure

Leonid Pasternak  (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work

if that isn't the Gaoshun summary of all time

love reading trials of apollo when im having a bad day, because no matter what kinda day im having, apollo is having a worse one