Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out : Iliad Edition

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

"Can't two guys be just friends?" If they stop looking at each other like that then sure

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

What do you think about Robert Pattison playing Achilles' ghost in Christopher Nolans Odyssey movie

Who's playing what now

I'm ngl I've lost so much hope in that movie that I don't care anymore 😭😭

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

I’m only a little bit sorry

so who was gonna tell me the mlm version of sapphic is ACHILLEAN

if that isn't the Gaoshun summary of all time

those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god

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