"Can't Two Guys Be Just Friends?" If They Stop Looking At Each Other Like That Then Sure

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

Look at my otp dawg I'm going to hell

hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving

as someone who has gone long stretches without electricity, let alone an internet connection

BACK UP YOUR WORK---YES, EVEN PHYSICAL COPIES. HAVE OFFLINE RESOURCES. KEEP YOUR LANDLINE. CARRY CASH. DON'T GET IMPORTANT APPLIANCES THAT RUN ON WIFI. LEARN TO READ A PAPER MAP

Just had my moral compass surgically removed!

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

I’m only a little bit sorry

so who was gonna tell me the mlm version of sapphic is ACHILLEAN

maomao when every important figure in the empire keeps asking for her help

Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out : Iliad edition