Author: Eds_kas

“People look to tall people in emergencies. We’re the lighthouses of society!”

— Teddy Altman, probably

How to get a soulmate (according to ya books)

-Kidnap. them. from. their. wedding.

(Extra point if you use a tranquilizer dart)

-Steal from him. Guys love that.

-Slap him for the ten percent. 100% effective.

-HIT HIM WITH AN EXY STICK.

-Randomly appear to heal him after the dumbass was attacked by a demon. Will give incredible results.

-Be his mortal enemy for eight years and then accept to go on a quest with him to advenge your mother. (Even better if you make out with him in a burning forest).

-Hack into his game whilst millions of people are watching. Flawless.

-Be Javert 2.0 and HUNT THAT FUCKER DOWN but then obviously make out with him when you’re drunk.

-TELL HER HOW WORTHLESS AND DISGUSTING SHE IS EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. OF YOUR LIFE.

-Scare the FUCK out of him and tell him you can be useful for his gang. Will 100% be interested in you from now on.

-Try to survive in the frozen tundra with her. Bicker for all the goddamned journey.

-Just sneak into his van while this two guys you barely know are chasing you down.

-Stumble in her arms while you’re running from your dad’s castle with an object that can retrieve her magic. Will take a little time if your brother is concerned but in the end you’ll get there.

-SHOOT HIS FINGERS OFF.

-Scream that he is shallow and the next day proceed to kick him where the sun doesn’t shine.

- Try to kiss him. You know, a classic. But then accidentaly kiss someone who was disguised as them and when they get angry proceed to actually kiss the right person.(the amount of ships that match with this one is incredible)

-THROW A VASE AT HIM. (And the obviously discuss the temperature of hell with him)

i got so much CONTENT for ya

startin off with some concept sketches!

so this is a thing

a bunch of moms are making letters+audio recordings of affirming, validating letters to queer/trans* people who don’t get that kind of support from their moms

i would say more about it but

im kind of busy in this puddle of tears on the floor so

and then as i continue to say ‘fuck u v-slur’ i cope with cuties

allura has two hands and A LOT OF LOVE

Richie: I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow you real good.

Eddie: Are you kidding me?

Aka: College aged Halloween antics. 🎃

Mephisto: I mean, who would sacrifice everything they’ve worked for just for their dumb sibling?

Tommy: Billy would.

Richie being under Eddie’s thumb HC’s

I got this idea and I think it’s just so cute that Richie brags so much about his position in their relationship, but in reality he does anything Eddie says, and YEAH, THERE YA GO!

-so I think Richie is this cocky bastard, walking around and talking about how great of a lover he is, how he is the one in control in his and Eddie’s relationship

-all in a good nature, just joking or trying to seem manlier between his friends

-and most of the days Eddie lets him, he just sits next to him and smiles mischievously

-he knows that it’s not the truth, Richie does too, but sure, Eddie is going to let him seem like the one in control if he wants it so bad

-he is not a bad person and this is quite funny, especially when Bev, the one Eddie tells everything about his relationship to, grins knowingly and laughs at some statements  

-but from time to time Eddie feels the need to show everyone who really has the control  

-he isn’t rude about it, or does it out of spite, no, he just sometimes feels fed up with Richie’s cockiness and wants to put him in his place

-he does it in a clever way, so Richie doesn’t always catch on

-”Rich, could you please buy me some fries? I’m starving”

-”Babe, it’s so cold, can you give me your jacket?”

-”Richie I’m tired, let’s go homeee!”

-”Honey, can you don’t drink tonight? I would love that.”

-and Richie’s reaction is always “Sure, babe, whatever you need” or just nodding with the widest smile on his face, leaning down to kiss him

-he does everything Eddie asks him to, he just loves the boy so much that he can’t deny him anything

-they once all went to McDonald’s and were standing in line

-and it was abnormally long and Eddie was so bored  

-all he had to say was “Rich, I’m so tired, can you order for me?”, take his hand into his little ones and look at him with those doe eyes

-”Sure babe, go sit down”

-and it’s just so hilarious ‘cause Eddie doesn’t even have to be next to him

-a short text is enough really

-The Losers actually kept count of how many times Richie ditched their activities because Eddie asked him to come over or was “home alone”

-it was 26 times

-but what’s the funniest is, Richie doesn’t even know he does it

-it’s just so normal for him to look after Eddie and do anything in his power to make him feel good and safe, he just doesn’t notice the boy sometimes takes advantage of it

-but it’s all okay, because even if he does notice it, he doesn’t mention it

-he knows that Eddie lets him brag about their relationship, even though he could ruin his image in a second

-so yeah, Richie is just whipped and completely under Eddie’s thumb

One of Bill’s novels (the one about the kids fighting the big alien) gets made into a movie and Richie auditions to be the adult version of one of the characters and he doesn’t make it

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017