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I’ve had this in my head for days so I had to draw it oooooof

THIS.

THIS page encapsulates all the insanity about Wanda and Vision and their kids.

Understand this, EVERYTHING mentioned here actually HAPPENED.

Yes, they had a double-wedding with a tree spirit animating a dead corpse and some Vietnamese superhero.

Yes, Billy is the (maybe)-reincarnation of their original son (who was conceived with demon magic because Vision in the comics is sterile).

Also Billy has a twin brother called Tommy who got forgotten but yeah, TWO spirit-sons.

Yes their spirit-son is gay and engaged to be married to an alien space-prince.

Everything I’ve written above is actual Marvel comics canon. Look it up.

And people are shocked that Wanda and Vision are a couple to begin with in the MCU?

Friends, if even a fraction of their history gets translated to the big screen, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Mephisto: I mean, who would sacrifice everything they’ve worked for just for their dumb sibling?

Tommy: Billy would.

after seeing this for the 10th time i just realized that this child reminds me of our dear eddie kaspbrak

Weird hc that Richie can’t kill bugs and he cowers behind Eddie and Eddie usually just takes a shoe and gets the bug in one quick motion (reflex boy) but one time he can’t find one and this bug is particularly big and gross and Richie is screaming and freaking the fuck out (“EDDIE HELP!!!!! AHHHHHH EDDIE IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!) so before he can stop himself, he claps the bug between his bare hands and then there’s a moment of silence where Eddie just stares at his hands before he starts ugly crying bc there are guts all over him and they sob together for the next five minutes bc they are dumb

OKAY so I know this is content nobody was asking for, but literal demon @bayyyleaf basically ruined my life when she realized that the creator of Young Avengers worked on Grey’s Anatomy and literally named a god damn character after Teddy “Hulkling” Altman. how this hasn’t been a reoccurring joke in any comics is downright criminal and unjust, and anyway, I’m in hell.

[aes] island eyes

AU: Richie Tozier likes fine art and Eddie Kaspbrak thinks the glasses-wearing boy is the art.

the 8 part young avengers series no one asked for but i did anyways

i love college aus where everyones a normal student but kate is still inexplicably a master archer 

Y'all keep making adult Stan’s social media like he would have nice quotes and artistic photos but surprise his bio would be “husband. Father. Account. In that order.” And he would have posted one (1) photo of coffee from a morning in 2012 and that’s IT