Richie Being Under Eddie’s Thumb HC’s

Richie being under Eddie’s thumb HC’s

I got this idea and I think it’s just so cute that Richie brags so much about his position in their relationship, but in reality he does anything Eddie says, and YEAH, THERE YA GO!

-so I think Richie is this cocky bastard, walking around and talking about how great of a lover he is, how he is the one in control in his and Eddie’s relationship

-all in a good nature, just joking or trying to seem manlier between his friends

-and most of the days Eddie lets him, he just sits next to him and smiles mischievously

-he knows that it’s not the truth, Richie does too, but sure, Eddie is going to let him seem like the one in control if he wants it so bad

-he is not a bad person and this is quite funny, especially when Bev, the one Eddie tells everything about his relationship to, grins knowingly and laughs at some statements

-but from time to time Eddie feels the need to show everyone who really has the control

-he isn’t rude about it, or does it out of spite, no, he just sometimes feels fed up with Richie’s cockiness and wants to put him in his place

-he does it in a clever way, so Richie doesn’t always catch on

-”Rich, could you please buy me some fries? I’m starving”

-”Babe, it’s so cold, can you give me your jacket?”

-”Richie I’m tired, let’s go homeee!”

-”Honey, can you don’t drink tonight? I would love that.”

-and Richie’s reaction is always “Sure, babe, whatever you need” or just nodding with the widest smile on his face, leaning down to kiss him

-he does everything Eddie asks him to, he just loves the boy so much that he can’t deny him anything

-they once all went to McDonald’s and were standing in line

-and it was abnormally long and Eddie was so bored

-all he had to say was “Rich, I’m so tired, can you order for me?”, take his hand into his little ones and look at him with those doe eyes

-”Sure babe, go sit down”

-and it’s just so hilarious ‘cause Eddie doesn’t even have to be next to him

-a short text is enough really

-The Losers actually kept count of how many times Richie ditched their activities because Eddie asked him to come over or was “home alone”

-it was 26 times

-but what’s the funniest is, Richie doesn’t even know he does it

-it’s just so normal for him to look after Eddie and do anything in his power to make him feel good and safe, he just doesn’t notice the boy sometimes takes advantage of it

-but it’s all okay, because even if he does notice it, he doesn’t mention it

-he knows that Eddie lets him brag about their relationship, even though he could ruin his image in a second

-so yeah, Richie is just whipped and completely under Eddie’s thumb

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