How To Get A Soulmate (according To Ya Books)

How to get a soulmate (according to ya books)

-Kidnap. them. from. their. wedding.

(Extra point if you use a tranquilizer dart)

-Steal from him. Guys love that.

-Slap him for the ten percent. 100% effective.

-HIT HIM WITH AN EXY STICK.

-Randomly appear to heal him after the dumbass was attacked by a demon. Will give incredible results.

-Be his mortal enemy for eight years and then accept to go on a quest with him to advenge your mother. (Even better if you make out with him in a burning forest).

-Hack into his game whilst millions of people are watching. Flawless.

-Be Javert 2.0 and HUNT THAT FUCKER DOWN but then obviously make out with him when you’re drunk.

-TELL HER HOW WORTHLESS AND DISGUSTING SHE IS EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. OF YOUR LIFE.

-Scare the FUCK out of him and tell him you can be useful for his gang. Will 100% be interested in you from now on.

-Try to survive in the frozen tundra with her. Bicker for all the goddamned journey.

-Just sneak into his van while this two guys you barely know are chasing you down.

-Stumble in her arms while you’re running from your dad’s castle with an object that can retrieve her magic. Will take a little time if your brother is concerned but in the end you’ll get there.

-SHOOT HIS FINGERS OFF.

-Scream that he is shallow and the next day proceed to kick him where the sun doesn’t shine.

- Try to kiss him. You know, a classic. But then accidentaly kiss someone who was disguised as them and when they get angry proceed to actually kiss the right person.(the amount of ships that match with this one is incredible)

-THROW A VASE AT HIM. (And the obviously discuss the temperature of hell with him)

Deaf Zelda and Mute Link AU

Zelda being annoyed that Link is the ONLY ONE who knows fluent sign

Zelda thinking Link is talking about her behind her back but in reality he never ever would in a million years

Link getting ticked when people talk bad about the princess and not being able to say anything to get them to stop

Learning to trust each other through signs and body language (they are really good at controlling their faces- this link is way more expressive than stoic, no-emotion link)

Zelda writing on Link’s arm and Link tilting his head to show he’s listening (or vise versa)

(more under the cut this got kinda long)

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merderichie

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Vld Behind The Scenes 3 Lotura Kiss Scene

vld behind the scenes 3 lotura Kiss scene

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Teddy And Billy Help The Rest Of The New Avengers Stop A Rampaging Giant Tree Lobster Via The Power Of

Teddy and Billy help the rest of the New Avengers stop a rampaging giant tree lobster via the power of reading random Wikipedia articles when you should be sleeping and Doreen’s ability to befriend anyone!

I love the tiny Billy on the second page he’s so adorable, and Hulkling, certified cool teen™!

From Squirrel Girl vol 4

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