So How Long Do You Think It Took Them To Clean Bev’s Bathroom At The Rate They Were Going In The Movie?

so how long do you think it took them to clean Bev’s bathroom at the rate they were going in the movie? How long was poor Richie waiting out there for them? The least they could do was laugh at his shitty vagina jokes after leaving him out front by himself for 4 ½ hours.

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6 years ago

x -deceased- x  “[…] i used to ship jyrus, but only really because jonah was the only person to ship cyrus with at the time, you know? cyrus had a crush on jonah, jonah was really the only option for cyrus because he has little to no interactions with other boys on the show, and he verbally admitted to liking jonah. but then, while on my laptop, i look over at my tv.. it’s the swing set scene, and i have never jumped ship faster. in that one little scene, i saw so much potential and chemistry between these two characters, more than i have ever seen between jonah and cyrus. as the show has gone on, i have seen how much more healthy and beneficial this relationship is than literally any other couple or ship on the show.

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6 years ago

facts: Richie Tozier would never cheat on Eddie Kaspbrak

6 years ago
Richie Adjusting His Glasses Compilation
Richie Adjusting His Glasses Compilation
Richie Adjusting His Glasses Compilation
Richie Adjusting His Glasses Compilation
Richie Adjusting His Glasses Compilation
Richie Adjusting His Glasses Compilation
Richie Adjusting His Glasses Compilation
Richie Adjusting His Glasses Compilation
Richie Adjusting His Glasses Compilation

Richie Adjusting His Glasses Compilation

Tozier was a scrawny kid who wore glasses. Ben thought that without them Tozier probably saw every bit as well as Mr Magoo; his magnified eyes swam behind the thick lenses with an expression of perpetual surprise.

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                                                                                 We’re the losers                                                           and we’re winning                            We are the champions    We’re still standing                                            we are the LOSERS

6 years ago

Richie bought this for Stan and he wears its every fucking day

Richie Bought This For Stan And He Wears Its Every Fucking Day
6 years ago
Author: Eds_kas

Author: eds_kas

WC: 27038 | Rating: Teen | Status: Complete

It’s 1997 (during the war). As a Muggle-Born, Eddie was not only in danger himself, but his friends, and above all, Richie, were too.

Inspired by the Obliviate-part in DH p.1

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6 years ago

Coffee Shop AUs I need as someone who works in a coffee shop

AUs where both of them are baristas:

AU where business is really slow so Person A and Person B start doodling on the hot sleeves for the cups and compete to see whose doodles the customers like better and then A starts doodling on B like hearts or some cute shit

The new manager (Person C) is an Asshole and is making them scrub the floor with bleach (been there, done that, it sucks) and they bond over complaining about C

Dealing !!! with annoying customers!!!! And standing up for each other/bonding over the assholes! Example annoying customers from my experience as a barista:

That customer who orders a cappuccino not knowing what it is and then getting upset when its not a latte (u baristas out there feel me)

when you run out of somehthing (like cold brew or the sodas in the cooler)  and they ask you to look in the back and then throw a fit bc they don’t get what they want (this happened to me once, a grown ass man threw a tantrum bc we didn’t have milk for his goddam cookies tf)

when you make them wait for more than two seconds to take their order/ make their drink and they get pissy

when its slow and the customer watches you make the drink and start making comments like bitch let me do mmy job

Person A and B don’t normally work the same shift but A is covering for C and goddam, B is fucking cute

when there’s a rush and the cafe is understaffed so its just A and B and they have to work together to make like seventeen drinks and personal space stops existing bc you gotta get those drinks made ASAP ( I can’t count the amount of times my coworkers and i have been all up in each other;s space trying to work around each other to make drinks). Bonus points if A is already pining for B and is getting flustered about close quarters. Extra bonus points if B notices and starts being a llittle shit about it and gets even more in A’s space ;)))

bonding over making fun of ridiculously specific drink orders (not until the customer is gone tho don’t be rude)

A is new and B teaches them how to make drinks and shows them the ropes and maybe starts flirting bc the newbie is a hottie ;)

when the rest of their coworkers + manager ship it

When regular customer (Person C) comes in and makes chit chat and assumes A and B are dating and one (or both) get flustered

CLOSING TOGETHER AND BEING ABANDONED BY THEIR COWORKERS TO CLEAN THE FUCKKNG DISHES AND IT TAKES FOREVER AND THEY BOND OVER THE FACT THAT THEIR COWORKERS ARE ASSHOLES WHO LEFT THEM ALL THE CLEANING TO DO

I need more coffee shops AUswhere theyre both baristas @ fanfic writers pls

6 years ago

Bill:*takes “Taken by 💞🗝Beverly🗝💞” out of bio*

Stan:

Bill:*takes “Taken By 💞🗝Beverly🗝💞” Out Of Bio*
6 years ago
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6 years ago
Ben Hanscom, Richie Tozier, Stanley Uris

Ben Hanscom, Richie Tozier, Stanley Uris

has this been done yet?

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