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Hmmm.... how about we talk about an IT/Stranger Things crossover?

OKAY HERE’S THE CONCEPT: richie tozier and mike wheeler are twins

richie is older by like three minutes and is INSUFFERABLE about it 

literally any time mike tries to argue at the dinner table (bc mike LOVES to argue at the dinner table) richie tries to shut him down with “im your big brother, you have to listen to me” and mike gets PISSED because it doesn’t even make any sense!!

“BY THREE MINUTES!” “best three minutes of my life” “that’s enough, boys”

you think mike is a little shit when he teases nancy about steve harrington? richie literally has a full-on steve impression that includes a bad california surfer dude accent and a cheesy smile 

somehow both boys have different groups of weird friends and nancy swears to god there’s always at least thirteen fucking middle schoolers in her basement yelling about some shit

despite having a lot in common, mike and richie try very hard to keep their friend groups separate because theyve had to share LITERALLY EVERYTHING since birth and it’s nice to have something belong to themselves for a change! 

that said, you KNOW they all like sneak around on the side and hang out. bill and will byers bond over drawing, swapping colored pencils and battered notebooks. ben LOVES lucas, appreciates his pragmatic nature, and they go to the movies together like every saturday night!!

bev and max hang out and smoke cigarettes behind the school dumpsters

can u IMAGINE richie and dustin in the same room? BAD BAD BAD

anyway mike tries desperately to keep will away from richie in the fear that will is gonna like richie’s humor and charm better and want him for a best friend but then he meets eddie kaspbrak and is like “richie’s already got his own will, we good”

also richie is banned from DND night bc he kept creating bards whose only goal was to hook up with mike’s NPCs and mike got sick of his brother fake seducing him

aNYWAY so in this world, the events of It happen during the summer and then immediately that school year, stranger things season 1 happens

will byers goes missing and bill denbrough is so FUCKING scared that It is back, that it’s stolen another child and he’s like leading the fucking search party because there’s NO WAY there’s gonna be another Georgie, not on his watch

he can feel that it’s different this time. there’s no magnetic pull in his stomach, no evidence to make him believe It has stolen will, but he has to find him anyway. 

(they find will’s “body” in the lake and bill cries himself to sleep that night because he FAILED AGAIN and someone else died)

meanwhile

richie is SO NOT ABOUT this eleven shit. he wakes up in the middle of the night and mike isn’t in the bottom bunk of their bunkbeds and he hears whispering from downstairs and comes upon his brother and some fucking bald girl in their blanket fort????

mike begs his brother to keep his fucking trashmouth silent for ONCE

but of course richie immediately calls bill and blabs it all bc bill always knows what to do and also they already defeated the physical manifestation of evil and fear so like what could a bunch of stuffy scientists do to them?

and bill helps mike figure out a plan and mike realizes maybe his brother’s kind of cool after all

the two groups come together to fight the demogordon and it’s fucking ELECTRIC because the lucky seven are this fucking MACHINE of love and friendship and mike is like “WHAT DID U DO ALL SUMMER RICHIE?WHY ARE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS AN ARMY???” and richie just grins at him, shit-eating, and says “not much. hung out in a sewer while you and ur nerd crew were playing dungeons and dragons. killed a murdering clown. normal stuff.”

mike repeats this back to will later, rolling his eyes, and will laughs

the next time he sees richie he smiles a small grin and says “killed a clown in a sewer? try living in the Upside Down for three weeks and then get back to me.”

send me headcanons/prompts!

RSOM CHAPTER SAMPLER

Part 1

mike and richie as twins

(sorry for how long this is! i got a little carried away)

-they have the same parents, but richie takes their dad’s name and mike takes their mother’s

-this is because when they were kids they came up with this idea no one would guess they were related if they had different last names

-nancy laughed at them both and told them how ridiculous that was, but it stuck

-they shared a room up until they were seven and got in an argument and richie ended up throwing soda at mike and ruining the duvet of his bed (they had already destroyed a lot of stuff before then.  This was the final straw for Mrs. Wheeler)

-mike finds it obnoxious how messy richie is

-their bathroom is half warzone, half last ditch attempts by mike to keep it clean

-they end up having their own “sides” of the counter but richie’s stuff always ends up on mike’s side

-once richie used mike’s toothbrush so mike dunked richie’s toothbrush in the toilet and didn’t tell him

-dustin and lucas sometimes laugh at richie’s jokes and mike hisses “don’t encourage him”

-richie has a habit of flirting with everyone

-this includes will.

-sometimes he makes a dirty joke and winks at will and will blushes

-mike gets annoyed by it, but always tells himself it’s just because he doesn’t want his gross brother hitting on any of his friends

-they have fights over who’s going to have the sleepover this weekend.  

-the losers always make sure to include mike though

-just like the party includes richie (if he’s home, a lot of the time he sneaks over to eddies)

-mike never tells their parents that richie’s snuck out, no matter how mad he is, because he knows how horrible eddie’s mom is

-when he was younger, mike had a crush on bill, something he will NEVER admit

-he also had a crush on bev, who was so nice to him and used to offer him the last cookie/soda/bit of chips

-the party is kind of in awe of how cool bev is, and they always try to invite her to join their party

-richie is like “MY FRIENDS NOT URS” and bev finds it really funny

-even though richie and mike get on each other’s nerves, they band together really fast when one of them is picked on.

-richie constantly comes home with black eyes and a bloody nose/lip because people pick on mike and his friends

-mike and eddie help clean him up, both telling him to “sit still idiot”

-when they’re sixteen one time richie comes out of the shower with just sweatpants “hey mike, have you seen my scorpions shirt?”

-will goes bright look and glances down super quickly

-mike notices this and gets kinda angry? Not at will just the general situation

-but richie has been in love with eddie since he was like ten, and they’ve been dating since 8th grade so he only has eyes for his eds

-he notices how bothered mike is by this and just kinda laughs to himself bc he knows they’ll have to sort it out for themselves

-nancy, richie, and mike are a fucking power trio

-nancy takes them out to the city every month or so, less when she heads out to college

-they always visits mike’s “nerd stops” like museums and various comic book stores.

-they also hit up record shops (for richie) and occasionally nancy sneaks them into a grunge show “ONLY IF THEY PROMISE TO BE GOOD AND STAY IN HER SIGHT”

-both of them dread when nancy drags them to a clothing store, whining the whole way, but they have fun messing around with different outfits while nancy shops

-they talk about boys (and girls, the wheelers/toziers are bi icons) over food and whenever someone mentions will, mike gets all blushy.  Nancy and Richie share knowing looks

-nancy is definitely the cool, protective sister.  If she hears anyone in the higher classes making fun of richie and eddie she’s fucking ON THAT, turns out richie learned it all from her

-richie and mike definitely bond over how sucky their dad is. Insulting him when he isn’t around, teaming up to argue with him when he’s being ridiculous

-they know secrets about each other too, one’s they’d never tell anyone else

-mike knows that richie has nightmares about a family that hurts and ignores him, and it’s his biggest fear to end up alone like he is in his dreams

-richie knows that mike fears no one will need him anymore, and that he’s always struggling to have his voice heard

-richie gets real tired of mike and will sharing looks and then looking away blushing, and skirting around each other.  He “accidentally” locks them in a closet, and comes back thirty minutes later.

-they’re kissing

-they basically rip apart when richie opens the door

-”FINALLY YOU FUCKING LOVEBIRDS”

-will is bright red and mike is all stuttery “SHUT UP RICHIE”

-richie in a rare moment tells mike how happy he is for him (after will goes home)

-mike is all smiley and happy

-”he still thinks i’m hotter”

-”BEEP BEEP RICHIE” and a pillow is thrown at him

-richie and mike end up going to different colleges

-both of them joke how happy they are to escape the other, but in truth it’s kind of sad

-the second night of being alone, without mike close by, richie calls mike at like 1 am

-mike picks up immediately

-”did you have a nightmare?”

-richie doesn’t want to admit that he misses him “it’s fucking weird not to hear your annoying voice yammering away”

-mike realizes what’s going on “real quiet now that your shitty music isn’t blasting”

-both of them just chat about how life is going, until they start to fall asleep

-richie is best man at mike’s wedding, and mike is best man at richie’s

-mike gets strippers for richie for his bachelors party

-richie sets up a fucking LARP session

-and richie’s speech makes mike cry (it ends with “i love you, you fucking nerd”)

-when mike and will adopt a daughter,  richie and eddie come over to visit and play with the kid a lot

-mike and richie like to pretend to be each other

-the kid is never fooled, she knows who her dad is

nico makes a travel youtube vlog and his fans are like “he must prefilm a lot of these bc it seems like he’s in a different country every day which is just physically impossible!” and he just reads the comments and snickers

Lotura Atlantis au edits ✨

I’m just gonna put this here.

Miles Singing Sunflower

TJ: So I’ve decided it’s time I told Cyrus how I feel about him, and I was kinda hoping you guys could maybe help me-

Buffy: You hear that, people?? The time has come! Commence Operation Get These Fools Together Already!

TJ: Operation what??

Buffy: Get into your positions! Have your walkie-talkies on at all costs! And remember what we talked about: failure is not an option, because if I have to watch these dorks hopelessly pine after each other for one more day, I am going to lose my mind. Got it??

Andi, Jonah, Marty and Amber, in disguises: Got it!

Buffy: Great! Now go MAKE LOVE HAPPEN!!

TJ: Wha-

TJ: I just wanted your help asking him out …

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

The twins, Mike and Richie!! – (Used the app picsart to edit myself in my own photo, whaddup)