Coffee Shop AUs I Need As Someone Who Works In A Coffee Shop

Coffee Shop AUs I need as someone who works in a coffee shop

AUs where both of them are baristas:

AU where business is really slow so Person A and Person B start doodling on the hot sleeves for the cups and compete to see whose doodles the customers like better and then A starts doodling on B like hearts or some cute shit

The new manager (Person C) is an Asshole and is making them scrub the floor with bleach (been there, done that, it sucks) and they bond over complaining about C

Dealing !!! with annoying customers!!!! And standing up for each other/bonding over the assholes! Example annoying customers from my experience as a barista:

That customer who orders a cappuccino not knowing what it is and then getting upset when its not a latte (u baristas out there feel me)

when you run out of somehthing (like cold brew or the sodas in the cooler) and they ask you to look in the back and then throw a fit bc they don’t get what they want (this happened to me once, a grown ass man threw a tantrum bc we didn’t have milk for his goddam cookies tf)

when you make them wait for more than two seconds to take their order/ make their drink and they get pissy

when its slow and the customer watches you make the drink and start making comments like bitch let me do mmy job

Person A and B don’t normally work the same shift but A is covering for C and goddam, B is fucking cute

when there’s a rush and the cafe is understaffed so its just A and B and they have to work together to make like seventeen drinks and personal space stops existing bc you gotta get those drinks made ASAP ( I can’t count the amount of times my coworkers and i have been all up in each other;s space trying to work around each other to make drinks). Bonus points if A is already pining for B and is getting flustered about close quarters. Extra bonus points if B notices and starts being a llittle shit about it and gets even more in A’s space ;)))

bonding over making fun of ridiculously specific drink orders (not until the customer is gone tho don’t be rude)

A is new and B teaches them how to make drinks and shows them the ropes and maybe starts flirting bc the newbie is a hottie ;)

when the rest of their coworkers + manager ship it

When regular customer (Person C) comes in and makes chit chat and assumes A and B are dating and one (or both) get flustered

CLOSING TOGETHER AND BEING ABANDONED BY THEIR COWORKERS TO CLEAN THE FUCKKNG DISHES AND IT TAKES FOREVER AND THEY BOND OVER THE FACT THAT THEIR COWORKERS ARE ASSHOLES WHO LEFT THEM ALL THE CLEANING TO DO

I need more coffee shops AUswhere theyre both baristas @ fanfic writers pls

needs for the captain marvel sequel

blease. just give me young avengers

ft billy bc i am a starving jew

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merderichie

6 years ago

Y'all keep making adult Stan’s social media like he would have nice quotes and artistic photos but surprise his bio would be “husband. Father. Account. In that order.” And he would have posted one (1) photo of coffee from a morning in 2012 and that’s IT

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merderichie

6 years ago

Richie, seductively: Am I a bad boy?

Eddie, deadpan: Yes, you’ve been bad

Richie, still seductively: Oh yeah? How bad am I?

Eddie, still deadpan: You’re a fucking nightmare to be honest

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merderichie

6 years ago

#LoturaWeek2018 Day 1 June 24: Meeting and Parting

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merderichie

6 years ago

I’ve Had This In My Head For Days So I Had To Draw It Oooooof

I’ve had this in my head for days so I had to draw it oooooof

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merderichie

6 years ago

my last 3 brain cells

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merderichie

6 years ago

Tyrus Valentine’s Days

Cyrus buys one of those ‘get a rose delivered during homeroom’ roses for TJ on a whim and spends the next few days worrying his boyfriend will think it’s cheesy. Come v-day and it turns out TJ bought Cyrus, like, 30 roses to be delivered to him.

Muffins with ‘Be Mine’ and ‘<3’ and ‘I WUV U’ piped on them in icing.

TJ finds out that Saint Valentine was famous for chasing the snakes from Ireland, and keep trying to find a way to use snakes for a romantic gesture that all end in disaster.

TJ gives Cyrus a tiny stuffed dog with ‘Underdog’ on the collar and Cyrus keeps it with him always!

Cyrus tries to decorate the Swingset with streamers and paper hearts only to be informed that doing that on public property is technically vandalism and he freaks out.

TJ asks Jonah to play a romantic song on his guitar while he surprises Cyrus with a gift, and Jonah completely misunderstands, thinking TJ is flirting with him. Jonah is flattered but could never do that to Cy.

Stupid, cheap plastic heart necklaces!!

Cyrus asks Buffy what he should get TJ, because athletes! and as much as Buffy doesn’t want to give TJ something nice, she wants to prove she’s a better gift-giver than TJ even more, so she gets really into it.

Cyrus dressing up like a midieval minstral to give TJ a flower, and then realizing he forgot his change of clothes and is stuck in puffy pants for the rest of the day.

Just… a sickening amount of pet names.

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