marywillowfae - mary's shitposting again
mary's shitposting again

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3 months ago
3 months ago

logged the fuck in

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3 months ago

ITS LATE AT NIGHT AND YOU CANT SLEEP THE ROOM IS TOO COLD AND THE BLANKETS ARE TOO HOT YOUVE TOSSED AND TURNED FOR HOURS YOU HERE A SCRAPING SOUND AND I SCRAMBLE THROUGH YOUR WINDOW BEFORE YOU HAVE TIME TO SCREAM I SHOVE SEVERAL NUTRITIOUS ORANGE SLICES IN YOUR MOUTH I HAND YOU A SKATEBOARD AND A WW2 ERA SHOTGUN COVERED IN RUNES AND BONES DUCT TAPE AND CRAYONS I KICKFLIP OUT INTO THE NIGHT MOTIONING FOR YOU TO FOLLOW "SADDLE UP FUCKO WERE GOING NIGHTMARE HUNTING"

3 months ago
Loop

loop

3 months ago

Sorry kitten, Daddy has been reduced to a ghost of the man you loved by the vulgar demands of capitalism

3 months ago

happy belated 11:30 am february 24th entering the town of twin peaks day to everyone who celebrates

Twin Peaks: Pilot (1990) Dir. David Lynch
Twin Peaks: Pilot (1990) Dir. David Lynch
Twin Peaks: Pilot (1990) Dir. David Lynch

Twin Peaks: Pilot (1990) dir. David Lynch

3 months ago

still mad about smart TVs. that shit should be in a separate box like you can literally buy one of them androidtv boxes for £30. it doesn't need its own ip address it doesn't need its own app store it doesn't need to replicate the functionality every device plugged into it already has


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3 months ago

this is so uninterested in even trying to be good, i can already tell whatever they come up with as an explanation for them being back in the offices will be so fucking contrived.. anything to keep up their 'stylistic identity' cuz that's somehow more important than telling an actually good story..


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3 months ago

rewatching severance season 1 - it's still really bad, but i'm bored enough to wanna see if season 2 is any better and i remembered next to nothing, with that said..:

if they don't bring the twist at some point that one of the outside characters is actually severed and we only ever saw their severed self.. i'm gonna be extra disappointed


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3 months ago

guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

4 months ago
Mark Rothko, Earth Green (detail), 1955

Mark Rothko, Earth Green (detail), 1955

4 months ago

always remember, friend,

Always Remember, Friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.

4 months ago

opened a file from 2013 called fasidpufbas.txt and a specter of my own early-20s edgy self attacked me with psychic damage


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4 months ago

similar notion: when u're already irritated, angry, anxious and then u bite ur tongue while eating. literally the purest platonic ideal of, just, rage

dropping food when you're already sad is such an intense emotion. Just the most fucking wretched self indulgent pity. One time I spilled a bowl of ice cream when i had already spent most of the day sobbing and honestly im still chasing that high

4 months ago
Sounds About Right

sounds about right

(he has added "waow, girl :o" to his thought arsenal by now tho, which, growth i guess lol)

replaying ffx and i really had forgotten just how much of a complete dumbass tidus is lmao

not a single thought in his head, just blitzball and food


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4 months ago

replaying ffx and i really had forgotten just how much of a complete dumbass tidus is lmao

not a single thought in his head, just blitzball and food


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4 months ago

Need my robot body yesterday I’ve got the ick

4 months ago

one thing about me is I love brutalism. I love concrete. I love not living in a house with cardboard walls and I love looking at a building and thinking this imposing boy would survive a nuclear war

4 months ago
A Step-by-step Guide To Drawing Mice, From A 1913 Book Entitled What To Draw And How To Draw It. More

A step-by-step guide to drawing mice, from a 1913 book entitled What to Draw and How to Draw it. More drawing instruction from this book, plus a 1935 follow-up by the same author, here: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/what-to-draw-and-how-to-draw-it-1913

5 months ago

I survived two days of family events without a migraine and now, I fear, I’m about to go down hard.

Those of us who are about to wish we were dead salute you 🫡


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5 months ago

did yall delete the concept of sarcasm from human communication while I was asleep or something?

“girl dinner” “girl math” “i’m just a girl” okay but I am an adult I am six feet tall I am loud as fuck I take up space I am smart and capable. So are you. Why would we want to laugh at jokes where the punchline is that women aren’t? Why would we want to make jokes about being small and childish and incapable? Who do you think laughs at those jokes the loudest?

1 year ago

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1 year ago
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award-winning writer carmen maria machado fitzier stan confirmed

1 year ago
2 years ago

i want a guy who is an avid reader of the onion and has been for many years. it’s his only news source, he doesn’t look at anything else. he is not aware that it’s satire. then i want to study how this guy views and interacts with the world. will he be a chaotic himbo? or a dangerously insane man?

Every day some fucking newspaper publishes another fucking article like "Studies show, When it comes to your health, bread is as bad as ten million gummy bears." And it's just a fucking lie!

The study was bad! It has an n of 20! Even if it was a good study, you're misinterpreting the results! And if it was a good study, and you understood the results, it's just one study! None! Of! This! Means! Anything!

3 years ago
This Post Is KILLING Me What In The Patriarchy

this post is KILLING me what in the patriarchy

3 years ago

ppl on the street when im androgynous

Ppl On The Street When Im Androgynous
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