Latest Posts by marywillowfae - Page 4

storytelling in video games peaked in 1995 tbh

I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

could you possibly draw a small happy opossum for me? it's been a rough week :v

Perfect skin doesn’t matter brand names don’t matter grind culture doesn’t matter all that’s important is having a hobby you love and learning to cook vegetables in tasty ways

denying yourself enjoyment of things because you don't want to be 'cringe' is the most cringe thing you can do actually. like what are you, catholic?

Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity

sounds like someone needs to go in the water

being non-binary is sooooo exhausting... everyone wants a piece of you, you’re hot, you’re funny, you’re cooler than ice cold, you dress impeccably... smash that reblog button if you too think non-binary people deserve to be given 1000000 dollars in cash.

The best part about me is the anxiety, the second best part is the anxiety about being anxious, and the third best part is the fear that others will hate me for my visible anxiety <3 just kidding best part about is the mind blowing head game

the feminine urge to buy an overpriced Drink every time it’s sunny outside

"Elevated horror" is becoming the new elitist fancypants industry term du jour I'm seeing all over the place so I wanna make it abundantly clear that I only write shit, I only write popular garbage and potboilers, and you're all just jealous of my jetpack.

It’s a flying sweet potato!

Susan Sontag, from As Consciousness Is Harnessed to Flesh: Journals and Notebooks 1964-1980

like people are just going to keep saying "theyre only queer because they want to be/because it gets them off/because they think it's fun/because they saw a queer person and thought it sounded like a good idea/etc. theyre gonna keep saying it

and we are going to have to stop desperately scrambling to say noooo, they have to be like that, they have no choice, they wouldn't be like this if they didnt have to. we HAVE to stop falling all over ourselves assuring straight people and transphobes that we hate being us as much as they hate us being us, that we are suffering and that's why we deserve this decadence and deviancy. we HAVE to start saying "yeah ok and?"

being queer is a delight. deviant sex makes people really happy. being genderfucky is joyful. queerness CAN actually be an option you can choose, and that doesn't make it worth less than if you only picked it with a gun to your head, because it is a good option and there are good reasons to pick it.

this is basically what coming out is

things that happen when you make eye contact with an autistic person:

- their lazers activate

- the killer gets you

- the enderman instinct

- they turn into a flock of ravens and disperse

- you catch the autism

Pulp soulsborne!

when it’s suddenly 4 AM and you’re still awake