All Of The Marauders In A Car, Absolutely Wankered Because “oh Sure People Are Not Supposed To Drive

My dumbass: Woah wish we could have seen how that whole shrieking shack prank in the movie

Your account inspired me to write a Black family one-shot (it was just meant to follow the kids through their lives, originally) and now I'm staring down the wizarding war with like 20+ character arcs

Yooo this is awesome!! If you’re chill with it, please message me! I’d love to know more about your fic <3 I CANNOT wait to read it!! I’m also both flattered and curious as to why my blog inspired you but I’m gonna run with it :)

Remus: *talking to a girl*

Remus: Would you like to go to Hogsmeade-

Sirius: AWw is little Rem tryna get a date?? that's so CUTE

Remus: Hold on one second

Remus: *reaches in messenger bag for a tennis ball*

Remus: Fetch. *throws ball*

Sirius: *starts sprinting after the ball*

Remus: Where was I?

Remus: Hey guess what this jumper is made out of

Sirius: Boyfriend material?

Remus: *rolls eyes* No, it's 100% wool

Remus: I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing

[before being interrogated by the police]

Remus: Sirius, don't say a word.

Sirius:...

Sirius: Fergalicious

Remus: I said no words

Sirius: oH I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble it's not a word and now suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you

Sirius: Couldn't help but notice you've spent a staggering amount of time with Evans lately.

James: *rolls eyes*

Sirius: No need to look like a deer in headlights. I'm just stating a fact

James: *rolls eyes again*

James: THE DEER PUNS STOP NOW

Sirius: You're positively fawning over her

Sirius: *grins*

James: If you'll excuse me, I'm off to find a new best friend

Sirius: Oi! Where are you going? You've got man's best friend right here!

James: *makes a rude hand gesture at Sirius*

Remus: You're really in the doghouse, Padfoot

Peter: Yeah. You better watch out, or Prongs'll replace your shampoo with flea dip again

Sirius: Okay, oka — wait, what do you mean AGAIN?

Because This Probably Happened

Sirius: *holding up a lion cub*

Lily: What are you doing?

James: Teaching Harry about the circle of life.

Lily: Please tell me you did not Transfigure our son into a lion.

Sirius & James: ...

*Sirius Black voice*: Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?

*Remus Lupin voice*: GO TO SLEEP SIRIUS

Snape: Potter.

James: Snape.

Sirius: Sirius.

James: Okay, you just said your own name, mate.

Sirius: It was the only one left!

not to be nsfw but i really love james potter.