My dumbass: Woah wish we could have seen how that whole shrieking shack prank in the movie
Ah yes…October…a time for bonfires, cozy sweaters, Hocus Pocus, carving pumpkins & wearing black to mourn the premature deaths of James and Lily Potter
Remus: Look, Severus, I wanted to apologize for everything we said when we were younger. I really like having you around.
Snape: No, you don't.
Remus: I know. I have dreams where I staple your fingers to your face.
Lily: I just wanted to thank you guys for taking care of Harry tonight.
Sirius: Mhmm.
Lily: I mean, I just really appreciate it, you know?
Remus: Oh... thats...
Lily: Just to have a night free of stress and worry... Thanks, you two.
Sirius: Oh, don't thank us.
Remus: No really, DO NOT thank us.
Lily: Wait— what?
James: WHY IS THERE A MURAL DEDICATED TO PADFOOT ON OUR LIVING ROOM WALL
Sirius: Moony. Grab the irreversible crayons and run.
McGonagall: I assume you realize this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in my classroom.
Sirius: Is there another type of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
Sirius falls into a rabbit hole when he discovers Brittany Spears and her early life. Feels a kinship with her as being constantly under their parents thumbs, and he gets sad to see she is still legally under that thumb as an adult.
heLLO YES AND THANK YOU
SIRIUS FLIRTING WITH LITERALLY EVERY TEACHER TRYING (and failing) TO GET OUT OF DETENTION
He tried it with Dumbledore once and the man laughed so hard it almost worked, but then McGonagall came around the corner. Sirius brags until his dying day that he once seduced Dumbledore himself.
James never actually believes him until one day Sirius gives Dumbledore this huge dramatic wink and then Dumbledore winks back.
James stands up and walks out of the Great Hall.
and that's all i have to say about that
(This was posted on 3-27-2018)
One night under his invisibility cloak James Potter wandered, it was quite abnormal to find him alone like this. He had been feeling pretty down lately for one reason or another and decided once everyone was quiet in their beds to take a walk. He came across a room with a very large mirror and decided to play the game of having no reflection under the cloak. This always gave him a chuckle for whatever reason.
However when he stepped in front of the mirror he nearly jumped, for in the mirror was a picture of himself, a little older, and Lily Evans, also older, holding something wrapped in a blanket. Then a little hand reached out and James, in the mirror played with it, and he realized it was him and Lily, together, with a baby. He must have been watching the mirror for at least an hour when something dropped down beside him making him jump. Then worrying him even more he realized it was Lily and with huge eyes asked what she saw.
“A mirror silly, what are you doing up anyways?”
“oh, couldn’t sleep, but look if I move away…”
as he did Lily whispered oh so soft he couldn’t be sure that he actually heard it. After a few moments he asked her what she saw, she responded quickly, her cheeks flaming.
“Well I believe from reading it somewhere that its the mirror of Erised, which shows your deepest wants and desires, I see myself working as an auror for the ministry of course…”
James spun a story about the house cup.
They sat for quiet awhile staring, just far enough away that they could both see their images. However, what neither told the other was that their pictures were the same..