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#cinnamon rolls
I may never make the mantel, but it doesn’t matter, ‘cause I have you.
pallas cats and tibetan foxes being enemies is so supremely excellent i cannot think of two better animals to face off theyre just perfect
You were never my real star, Sarge. But I needed to create a scene so that Alfonso would think that my mission had failed. Then I could send in…
The Lion and Seymour find themselves in a cave. Seymour’s little ears flick up. He hears the sound of someone calling for help from a nearby deep crevasse. He is utterly unmoved, however, and continues walking. He trips on a discarded box of cigars.
Oh Shitt
Seymour awakens in the ravine, after a long and eventless sleep. In the space between thoughts, he passes through the needle’s eye, and arrives where he was last, funny patchwork creature in tow.
And Now Who The Hell Are Who Are You
I just wanted to hear this post in real life, and I chased that impulse.
#when your brother-in-law is roasting your mother and you have bread
A lovely crystal-hilted Khanjar, India, ca. 1526-1858, housed at the Louvre.
The continually inspiring magic of HRT. Live your truth!
I guess the whole fact that the robbers had no guns but, the other cops did things had nothing to do with it right riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiightttttttttttttttttttttt
so like two towns over a cop was killed by friendly fire b/c he was off duty and tried to stop a robbery in plainclothes. like four other cops heard shots and went bonkers and opened fire and it ended up w/ the off duty cop dead from getting shot and there was this big funeral procession yesterday that blocked traffic
all the cops are like “wow i cant believe that bastard killed officer fuckington…..good thing we avenged him” but like dude. the robber didn’t have a gun. officer fuckington died of gunshot wounds.
So being a racist crybaby is a good predictor that you also don’t believe in climate change. We must only be a study or two away from the one determining that being racist also predicts being utterly disconnected from and incapable of comprehending the real world and correlates 1000% with willful ignorance.
He’s dead now, so I portrayed him as such. Everyone understood immediately.
Gumby is wearing her extra-adhesive Tiny-Hat!
She must escape to the hand!
rosa + undercover
I really roasted your mom back there.
We work in a police force full of dudes. We have to have each other’s backs.
Happy International Women’s Day!
2x09 // 6x09