#cinnamon Rolls 

The signs as three word descriptions based on people I know

Aries: tiptoe through chaos

Taurus: a pimpled goblin

Gemini: horny, but chic

Cancer: the sun’s sugar

Leo: stressed but blessed

Virgo: lovely and oblivious

Libra: pure peachy brilliance

Scorpio: don’t poke that

Sagittarius: don’t smoke that

Capricorn: deeply troubled flannel

Aquarius: that’s a fire-hazard

Pisces: nasty lil grandpa

Taurus - WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology ! 

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Racial resentment may be fueling climate denial, study finds

New research finds a link between racial prejudice and climate change denial.

So being a racist crybaby is a good predictor that you also don’t believe in climate change. We must only be a study or two away from the one determining that being racist also predicts being utterly disconnected from and incapable of comprehending the real world and correlates 1000% with willful ignorance.

You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers to buy the book for me there is a lot better chance of that working out in their favor

Let’s not talk about how I am. It’s a subject I know too much about to want to think about anymore.

Ernest Hemingway (via quotemadness)

Quidditch Headcanon

So I’ve seen a few headcanons where someone yells out, “Knock on wood,” before a match and everyone whacks Oliver with their brooms

Whilst this very much amuses me, in Britain (or at least England) it’s more common to say ‘touch wood’

So I instead believe that they all yell this out and then either:

Pat his head in a really patronising manner

All solemnly put their hands on his shoulder whilst he looks beyond bewildered

Or  they all (lightly) slap him as quickly as they can

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