The Lion and Seymour find themselves in a cave. Seymour’s little ears flick up. He hears the sound of someone calling for help from a nearby deep crevasse. He is utterly unmoved, however, and continues walking. He trips on a discarded box of cigars.
Oh Shitt
so how was the cuddle, bantonin?
Antonin: Not fucking long enough. Madame Pomfrey kicked him out the hospital wing.
Barty: But it was cute till then!
Antonin: Why is everything always fucking “cute” to you?
Barty: BECAUSE IT WAS!!!!!
#tru
Stranger Things s3 prediction:
The Monster™: *physically shows up*
Joyce Byers:
Fun zodiac facts here!
Just playing with the settings on colorfy
Remus Lupin going to Rome, and criticising everything like “my brother should have let me build, look at this wall! It’s falling to pieces!” And if ever he has to queue for anything, James says “Oi, his brother murdered him for this city, and he came back from the dead to see how it was doing, show some respect.”
And every time someone tells the story, Sirius points at him like “yeah, we have Remus here, and he’s the wolfiest person I know.” And Peter makes way too many “Raised by wolves” jokes.
maybe once every 3 weeks i think about how Chelsea manning snuck incriminating files past military security by putting them on a blank cd with ‘lady gaga’ written on it
i am the most obnoxious person i know