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The Lion and Seymour find themselves in a cave. Seymour’s little ears flick up. He hears the sound of someone calling for help from a nearby deep crevasse. He is utterly unmoved, however, and continues walking. He trips on a discarded box of cigars.

Oh Shitt

sure......

when patroklos died achilles cried so hard the gods at the bottom of the sea could hear him but yeah they were just bros

If your straight guy friend says that he supports gays, tell him that you thought he was gay when you first met him. See how fast he gets upset and insecure & starts asking you why you thought that.

One time a guy and I were having an argument and he pulled a knife on me, and because I’m a dumbass idiot my response was to take out MY knife and go “what now, genius?” And what happened next was we just stood there for ten straight minutes not moving because niether of us wanted to put the knife down first and basically that’s our entire international situation regarding nuclear weapons

For really tho

Slytherin: How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Hufflepuff: Couple weeks.

Ravenclaw: Six months.

Gryffindor: Jury’s still out.

Sometimes things just aren’t what you think they are…

#Mood #me

Me, a gay, doing anything

times are rough but please take care of urself

please find some time today to have some chips! 🏵🏵