If Your Straight Guy Friend Says That He Supports Gays, Tell Him That You Thought He Was Gay When You

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OH MY GOD whyyyy did no one tell me you’re supposed to send thank-yous after interviews?? Why would I do that???

“Thank you for this incredibly stressful 30 minutes that I have had to re-structure my entire day around and which will give me anxiety poos for the next 24 hours.”

I HATE ETIQUETTE IT’S THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE THING FOR ME TO LEARN WITHOUT SOMEONE DIRECTLY TELLING ME THIS SHIT

When signs start a fight

DUE, I won’t start a fight:

LEO, LIBRA, PISCES

I will definitely finish one:

CANCER, VIRGO, SCORPIO

Oh I will start a fight, YOU WANNA F*CKIN GO?!

ARIES, GEMINI, AQUARIUS

Watches silently while chewing popcorn:

TAURUS, SAGITTARIUS, CAPRICORN

can you believe

ANNABETH CHASE (in color palette #35) for my art trade with twitchyteleporter! I’m also going to label this as a belated drawing for Annabeth’s birthday, which was yesterday. 

Holy shit