Wait, If Interdorm Missions Are A "new" Thing In The TDBK Story, Then What The Hell Were Taiga And Haku

It will happen eventually. I must be patient. It is inevitable.

I should've expected this. Any pokemon with the guts to kill a shiny and use its corpse as a weapon obviously has some biological defect. But it's fine.

The odds are 1/683. It has been five days of continuous shiny hunting. It is inevitable. I will roll a shiny Tinkatink eventually. Neither the game nor my luck can stop me. It will happen no matter how much the universe plots against me.

This is not a game of chance, it is a game of patience. Do you have any idea how many slow-burn fanfics I have read? I have waited YEARS for a fanfic to update and read it the DAY it did. And POKEMON thinks it can out-wait me??? POKEMON????

Nonono. I am the GOD of holding down two joysticks at once and occasionally pressing the A button. THIS IS NOTHING BUT A SMALL TEST OF WILL. LIKE THE TWENTY YEARS PENELOPE SPENT WAITING FOR HER HUSBANDS RETURN. LIKE THE TWENTY SIX YEARS IT TOOK FOR ASH KETCHUM TO BECOME THE POKEMON MASTER. LIKE. LIKE. Yeah I'm out of examples

Give me my homicidal girly girl daughter Game freak or so help me Arceus I WILL learn how to ROMhack on a switch Lite.

TKDB (TDBK? TDB? TDK? TBK? Wtv) crack theory bcuz why not

Reincarnation. Why? I think it would be really funny. And there's a couple lines throughout the game that can be vaguely interpreted that way.

“Being with you brings up old, old memories… Perhaps it’s because you remind me a little of her.” - Ed

"I know I’m being selfish—but sometimes, I wish you’d just forget about me…” - Haku (just thought it would be funny if it was like, 'oh MC trusts him so much bc some part of her brain still remembers him')

Kyklos means cycle in ancient Greek. Apparently.

Yeah no that's it really lmao I just think it'd be funny

U think Kyklos could be a demon that was going to make a deal with MC? Probably not, obv, but like why single her out. Leo DOES say the ghouls r hand-picked by demons.

Full disclosure, I know this is all bullshit, none of this is at all solid ground to stand on, I just think it'd be funny

TKDB 8 spoilers

My brother in Christ step away from her for a minute PLEASE

Taiga you mother fucker istg LEMME SLEEP ALREADY

Me, consuming literally any form of media: you are all asexual now I've decided. If you do anything sensual in the media I shall cover my ears, close my eyes, and repeat "lalalalalala" while repeatedly and viciously tapping the screen until it goes away.

(pulling in Tokyo Debunker be like)

*Ding* :O

*purple butterflies* :D * O *

MOTHERFUCK- *Sounds of tables getting punched*

i stole ur as

STOP STEALING MY FUCKIN AS I WILL COMMIT SO MANY FELONIES

I'm just Imagining a Tokyo Debunker/Twisted Wonderland crossover au where like.

Everything is already solved, all the over lots n wtv already happened, so at this point it's just kinda. A magic sitcom. Everyone is going about their day. Until BOOM.

MC from Tokyo Debunker drops in. How? Why? I... Haven't decided yet. Maybe her, Luca, and Kaito find an anomalous coffin artifact, and Kaito dares her to get in for a selfie, promising not to close the lid, and the lid just falls on her.

And now, long after orientation day, MC wakes up in an entrance ceremony coffin.

She pushes the coffin open herself, climbs out, cautiously walks around, until she finds herself carefully avoiding bumping shoulders with various students as she steps lightly through the halls of NRC, ever so confused, only responding to the various confused looks she gets by pulling the hood down over her face.

Eventually, she runs into a teacher, and blah blah blah she lives in Ramshackle now. She's just like "why is this the second time I've gotten kidnapped to a magical school and forced to live in a defunct 8th dorm alone???"

As a way to try and find literally any way back, she decides to explore. Out in the school gardens, MC finds...

*dramatic pause as I try to remember where I was originally going with this*

Floyd. She sees Floyd, and thinks 'oh hey, that guy is like a spitting (spinning? Neither make sense hold on) (yeah it's spitting) image of Towa. I know Towa likes flowers, maybe this dude likes flowers :D'

So she picks up a flower, walks towards Floyd, who is currently arguing with Jade about the Mostro Lounge, and taps him on the shoulder.

He turns around (with one of the scariest scowls she had ever seen) and she immediately shrinks back a bit, extending the flower to him.

He doesn't see it, and is just like "the hell do you want" cue little miss Tokutaisei holding the flower in front of her face and slowly extending it out to him. Very scared little fish.

Meanwhile she's just thinking "notTowanotTowanotTowanotTowa this is Taiga this is far more Taiga behavior I am Very Scared™"

Jade is standing behind him laughing into his fist, as Floyd raises an eyebrow and just scoffs or smth. He's like "why would I want some flimsy little flower. Scram." And she just kinda droops her head with the flower, turns on her heel, and books it the fuck outta there.

Meanwhile, back at Darkwick, Kaito is practically pulling out his hair, screaming like a banshee and screeching about how he never should've made that dare with tears poking out of his eyes like "OH MY GOD LUCA I KILLED HER WHAT DO WE DO WHERE IS SHE SHE GONE AND ITS ALL MY FAULT WHY DID I DO THAT WHAT DO WE DO" and just shaking Luca back and forth by the shoulders

Luca, also panicking but more internally because those two are very different kinds of unstable, probably brings out his swords and points then directly at the artifact before realizing that it did NOT just eat her, and it is NOT in fact alive, Kaito still yelling at him going "DUDE ITS NOT A CREATURE BUT BACK THE SWORDS HOW DO WE FIX THIS I MIGHTVE JUST KILLED MC AND YOURE WAVING YOUR SWORDS AROUND WHAT DO WE DO"

Meanwhile (×2) MC is holding back tears of pure unfiltered fear at the near death experience (greatly exaggerated) that she just went through AKA a passive interaction with Floyd Leech

I just needed to vomit this thought somewhere sorry

Hold on

:.|:; yeah it works

How do I do that other one though- ,',|','_ how do I float the commas what ’ FOUND IT ,’,|’,’_ oh and the spaces are to center itttt ,’ ,|’,’_ man this is too much loss for one day

The word loss was banned. I don't remember the consequences for saying/typing/using it, but it was really bad and you weren't allowed to say it. IRL and online. International.

"I am at a :.|:; for words" was a massive meme after the ban got lifted. (It existed for about two days dream time.)

Tdbk EP 10 spool

Rui is way too considerate I'm actually gonna have a heart attack

I TOLD YOU IT WAS SOME SACRIFICIAL SHIT.

Rui is so gonna be the death of me. And Lyca immediately offering to switch aww. Ed's fuckin weird tho ngl I STILL can't get much of a read on him. Well I can but like his personality is overall just fucking insane I don't know what to think of him