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Huey: Dewey likes to win. When they were 8, a little junior woodchuck friend of theirs bragged they could sell the most cookies.

Huey: Damned if Dewey didn't walk the neighborhood till they got blisters on their feet, and won by 10 boxes.

Huey: Best part is, Dewey wasn't even a junior woodchuck.

im having a moment

bunch of dewelyn and weblena incorrect quotes

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• Lena: Why is Gosalyn crying on the floor?

• Webby: They're drunk.

• Lena: And?

• Webby: They saw a picture of Dewey's spouse.

• Lena: But they're Dewey's spouse.

• Webby: I know. =================================

• Gosalyn: We need a way to lure in new customers?

• Dewey: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!

• Webby: Lena bath water.

• Lena: ABSOLUTELY NOT! =================================

• Gosalyn: Damn, the power went out.

• Dewey: Don’t worry, I got this.

• Dewey: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

• Gosalyn: What-?

• Dewey: I swallowed a glow stick!

• Gosalyn, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

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• Webby: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

• Dewey: Eyy, homie!

• Gosalyn: But then there's cootie...

• Lena: Die. =================================• Dewey: Don’t mansplain this to me!

• Gosalyn: Wh- I’m a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you!

• Dewey: …Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does! =================================

• Gosalyn: Any advice before Lena and I fight?

• Dewey: Don’t wet yourself in public.

• Gosalyn: Not the kind of advice I was looking for! =================================

• Gosalyn: *closes a cabinet*

• *a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*

• Dewey: What was that?

• Gosalyn: The sound of someone else's problem. =================================

• Gosalyn: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

• Dewey: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

• Gosalyn: Holy moly- =================================

• Gosalyn: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Dewey, taken from us in the prime of life; when they were crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.

• Dewey: Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death. =================================

well…. if ladybug can summon ladybugs to create…. does that mean chat can summon cats to destroy….

Lena:Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo? Violet : ICARUS?

Hey does anyone remember or know about an au where dipper and mabel after their summer in gravity falls becomes something not human more eldritch in nature

One of the things from the post I remember is that dipper had eye tattoos on him that allowed him to see all around him

Damian: I’m not gender neutral. I’m gender evil.

Tim: …are you coming out to us right now?

Huey, talking to Boyd: Well Boyd, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Dewey do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.

Boyd: …

Dewey, from the distance: They’re not wrong though!

Dewey: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!

Dewey: *sprays hairspray in their mouth*

Dewey: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

Gosalyn: Dewey, are you drinking… drinking hydrogen peroxide?!

Dewey: It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!