This Is Not For You.

amab yet possibly genderfluid confused on how i feel about this

plz guys im begging i need my tits to be bigger 🥺

Hey does anyone remember or know about an au where dipper and mabel after their summer in gravity falls becomes something not human more eldritch in nature

One of the things from the post I remember is that dipper had eye tattoos on him that allowed him to see all around him

bunch of incorrect ducktales quotes

June, throwing their head into Doofus's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Doofus, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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Huey: Your smile? It makes my day.

Violet: Your happiness? I live for that.

June: A room? Get one.

Dewey: Hotel? Trivago.

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Doofus: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Dewey: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

May: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Dewey: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.

Lena: Did you burn an orange too? How???

Dewey: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

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Gosalyn : Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.

Violet: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue.

Gosalyn : Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.

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Louie: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Webby: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

Dewey: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.

Gosalyn : ...what happened?

Dewey: I made a VERY bad mistake.

Uncle scrooge what does the red blinking light on the plane mean launchpad and mom never really told me on an unrelated note the left wing is on fire=)

Uncle scrooge im gonna take the plane for a ride with gosalyn we'll be back by dinner

(Ps this is dewey im on an alt account

Ok lad but don't be late and don't get into trouble like last time!

If you crash the plane your out of the will :)

reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

Teen!Lily: (wearing a feather hat) We have been grounded by the great goddess Mom! We must appease her with a sacrifice before her wrath grows too strong!

Percy & Maddi: (cooking a rotisserie chicken over a barbeque pit in the backyard while chanting) SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!

Anne: (glaring at Sasha & Marcy) ... talk. To. Our. Children.

Sasha: (gulps) Yes, dear.

Marcy: We're on it.

Meanwhile the neighbors watching from the window/backyard: *sigh* I gotta move back to the city…at least it’s a lot less weirder than here…

Gosalyn : *sees someone doing something stupid*

Gosalyn : What an idiot.

Gosalyn : *realizes it's Dewey*

Gosalyn : Wait, that's MY idiot!