Women With Swords. You Agree. Reblog.

Dewey: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.

Gosalyn : ...what happened?

Dewey: I made a VERY bad mistake.

i respect any opinion but unfollow if you are biphobic transphobi queerphobic or any phobic

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

Gosalyn : The stars are so beautiful...

Dewey : They're just giant balls of gas.

Gosalyn : You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Dewey : And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Gosalyn : Oh...

I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts. 

May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.

I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.

Can you write rc9gn randy and firts njnja with the words unite

“To unite, one must first divide.”

Randy squinted, trying to parse what First Ninja meant, and tried, “Like, divide and conquer?”

First Ninja brought his hands together, pulled them apart, and brought them together again in a completely unhelpful show before saying, “A sapling is no more the forest than one is the whole, and the pieces which are not known cannot be brought together in harmony.”

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Gosalyn: Dewey, please calm down.

Dewey: I asked for two large fries! Dewey: *dumps fries onto table*

Dewey: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!