Bruce Uses His Dad Nicknames When He’s Exhausted. Some Examples To Explain What I Mean:

June: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-

June, to Dewey: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.

Lena, to Boyd: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.

Webby: There are two types of people.

Gosalyn : *sees someone doing something stupid*

Gosalyn : What an idiot.

Gosalyn : *realizes it's Dewey*

Gosalyn : Wait, that's MY idiot!

bunch of incorrect ducktales quotes

June, throwing their head into Doofus's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Doofus, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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Huey: Your smile? It makes my day.

Violet: Your happiness? I live for that.

June: A room? Get one.

Dewey: Hotel? Trivago.

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Doofus: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Dewey: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

May: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Dewey: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.

Lena: Did you burn an orange too? How???

Dewey: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

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Gosalyn : Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.

Violet: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue.

Gosalyn : Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.

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Louie: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Webby: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

Can you write rc9gn randy and firts njnja with the words unite

“To unite, one must first divide.”

Randy squinted, trying to parse what First Ninja meant, and tried, “Like, divide and conquer?”

First Ninja brought his hands together, pulled them apart, and brought them together again in a completely unhelpful show before saying, “A sapling is no more the forest than one is the whole, and the pieces which are not known cannot be brought together in harmony.”

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Possible idea for my au

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So, everyone knows that Dipper made a deal with Bill, agreeing to be his puppet, right? But I haven’t seen many people delve into how exactly it happened, especially with the hints we got from The Book of Bill.

Dipper never actually called off the deal, and Bill kept his end of it, so… what now?

I like to think that when Dipper first touched the book, something slipped through—a part of Bill found its way into his mind. Why wouldn’t it? We saw that Bill was cracked, barely held together by some strange blue energy. So, what if a piece of Bill actually slipped into Dipper’s mind?

This idea opens up so many possibilities. What would Bill do? Would he try to manipulate Dipper into bringing him back, or slowly try to turn him to his side? Or would he make Dipper so paranoid that he’d start isolating himself, believing his friends would be safer without him?

I want to see a Dipper whose mind is slipping, so paranoid that his friends start to worry. A Dipper who prefers to be alone, pushing people away to protect them. His friends would try to do everything they could to keep him sane, to stop him from spiraling, but it won’t be enough to keep him from keeping his distance.

Imagine a Dipper scouring the country, searching for ways to keep Bill at bay. A Dipper who learns magic to ward off Bill’s influence. A Dipper who takes to the road, desperate to find anything that can keep Bill locked away.

A Dipper who whispers to himself, over and over, that he won’t end up like Ford.

I don’t know, this idea opens up so many possibilities. I just wanted to share it with you all. What do you think?

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

The Collector: An enemy is just a friend I haven’t worn down.

The Archivists: Are you saying that you’re the main character of a kid’s cartoon?

The Collector: I’m saying that “We all are going to be friends with you” is both a promise and a threat.

unraveling the mysteries it all started with the big bang

Huey, Dewey & Louie Production art (1999)

Uncle scrooge im gonna take the plane for a ride with gosalyn we'll be back by dinner

(Ps this is dewey im on an alt account

Ok lad but don't be late and don't get into trouble like last time!

If you crash the plane your out of the will :)