So A Thing To Note I Ended Up Changing Direction Halfway Through And Decided To Overhaul Quite A Bit

Dewey : You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?

Gosalyn : Making four accounts.

Dewey , tearing up: Really...?

Marcy’s corrupted name is Darcy right?

Cool.

So when do Sasha and Anne get corrupted and get called Stormy and Icy?

unraveling the mysteries it all started with the big bang

Huey, Dewey & Louie Production art (1999)

Uncle scrooge what does the red blinking light on the plane mean launchpad and mom never really told me on an unrelated note the left wing is on fire=)

Uncle scrooge im gonna take the plane for a ride with gosalyn we'll be back by dinner

(Ps this is dewey im on an alt account

Ok lad but don't be late and don't get into trouble like last time!

If you crash the plane your out of the will :)

Dewey: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.

Gosalyn , stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.

Lena, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.

Gosalyn : Coming right up.

Dewey duck headcanons

● Dewey knows how to cook not gourmet level cooking bucomfortjng homecooked meals he learned from Donald

● in highschool dewey basically pulls a troy bolton and joins both the basketball team and the musical and glee club

● Dewey builds his own plane to fly

● During one of their adventures dewey gains a sword and just becomes something he brings along everywhere and becomes a fairly decent swordfighter

● Dewey got to keep the sandals of hermes from Storkules and fight with it during adventures

Thats all for now

Lena: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Gosalyn: I like you.

Funniest possible song from Bill's POV toward Ford is "Hello" by Adele.

imagine if instead of taunting Ford in Mabelcorn, Bill had approached him like this. would it work no. would it be hilarious yes.

Bonus points if you imagine it in his voice. He's playing the piano. He's really into it. Ford left the room two minutes ago and Bill hasn't noticed.

Appreciation Post for the Tales of Arcadia Teachers:

These guys are amazing, and hilarious. Not only were they willing to beat the ever loving crap out of evil trolls to protect their town and students, they’re also just decent people. 

Coach may push kids hard, but he means well. He’s also trying so hard to be a good stepdad to Steve and just make sure that kid is living his best life. Plus it’s implied Steve’s former dad was an abusive a-hole, so the fact that coach was willing to be there for Steve in the first place is just so sweet. He also doesn’t push kids beyond their limits, to me it seems like he really wants them to be fit and healthy.

Ms. Janeth encourages kids to join the arts and do what they love, she also takes no racism. Did you see that look she gave that racist jerk in 3Below? She was ready to throw hands and much more. She also seems to grade honestly and not to be a jerk, so she is actually teaching the kids something and isn’t the ‘mean, cartoon teacher from hell’. 

and oh my god Señor Uhl. God bless this man. He may be seriously tough on kids with assignments and such, but he takes no racist garbage and will take in a kid in trouble. When Aja explained how they had to flee their own home and how their parents had become badly injured, he INSTANTLY turned into papa bear mode. Not only that, Uhl thinks their parents are the blanks, so when they said their parents were hurt badly, to me it seemed like Uhl interpreted it as their parents having a form of mental damage and he just wanted to help them even more. And that hug he gave Aja to comfort her? Like, he didn’t do a ‘I sympathize buuut’, he did a straight up ‘I understand and you will never suffer again under my care so long as I breathe.’ Respect this man. Respect these teachers.